01 · Roasts
15 Commits, 0 Stars, 1 Fan (Your Mom Probably)
Your entire year of GitHub activity fits in a single afternoon — 15 commits, 0 stars, and 1 follower. The heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with only 3 dots.
The 2-Day NLP Speedrun
NaturalLanguageProcessing was born AND finished in 48 hours. RoBERTa fine-tuning is impressive, but no tests, no CI, no license, and no .gitignore means it's a coursework dump not a project.
2025-Internships-UK: A Table With 4 Rows
You made a repo to track UK internships, added exactly 4 companies in one minute, got 6 forks from desperate students, then never touched it again. Chaotic good energy.
Portfolio Site With No Portfolio
rhiangit.github.io exists, which is more than most — but it has no README, no license, and no .gitignore. A gulp build pipeline for a single-page static resume is the most over-engineered under-documented thing here.
Following: 0. External PRs: 0. Issues: 0.
You follow nobody, contribute to nothing outside your own repos, and have opened zero issues anywhere. GitHub is clearly a personal cloud storage solution for you.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- HTML58%
- Python23%
- JavaScript7%
- SCSS6%
- CSS5%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
15
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
May 2023
05 · Top repos
RhianGit /
NaturalLanguageProcessing
Imperial College coursework on patronizing language detection using RoBERTa fine-tuning with focal loss and threshold optimization. Well-structured code with clear pipeline but limited production scope and no tests/CI.
RhianGit /
rhiangit.github.io
A personal portfolio website built with HTML/SCSS/JavaScript using Bootstrap template. Showcases resume, experience, and education. No tests, CI, license, or documentation beyond inline code.
RhianGit /
2025-Internships-UK
A minimal curated list of UK tech internships (4 entries) with a README and contribution guidelines, but no tests, CI, or architectural substance. Created and last pushed same day (2024-07-17); 6 KB, zero stars.
06 · Timeline
- May 11, 2023Joined GitHub
- Jul 17, 2024Created 2025-Internships-UK — Internship roles in the UK
- Aug 2, 2024Created rhiangit.github.io
- Feb 23, 2026Created NaturalLanguageProcessing — Natural Language Processing Coursework - Imperial College London Computing, Feb 2026.
- Feb 25, 2026Most recent push to NaturalLanguageProcessing
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.