01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Tells a Story
Three solid weeks of commits in January, then a four-month ghost town. Your GitHub looks like a student who crammed for finals then entered witness protection until October.
Zero Stars, Zero Forks, Zero Mercy
22 public repos and a grand total of 0 stars across the entire account. Even your mom hasn't starred speculative_execution, and she'd at least click a button for you.
Profile README Commits in the Stats
Ritvik2205 — your profile card — is one of your three most active repos. You're burning precious annual commit count updating your bio. This is the GitHub equivalent of listing 'Microsoft Word' as a skill.
One Day Old and Already Your Best Work
novaAI2025 is literally 1 day old and somehow your most production-ready repo (CI! Tests! A license... wait, no license). It's impressive and tragic simultaneously.
Assembly at 9% — Respect, But Where's the Repo?
Your language breakdown shows 9% Assembly, which sounds genuinely hard-core. Too bad none of the analyzed repos surface it — it's like claiming you bench 300 but only videos of you doing yoga exist.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
128 active days
Language distribution
- Python49%
- Jupyter Notebook28%
- Assembly9%
- TypeScript6%
- JavaScript3%
- CSS2%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
17
Commits
last 12 months
95
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Jun 2022
05 · Top repos
Ritvik2205 /
speculative_execution
Active research project on speculative execution vulnerability detection using graph neural networks and handcrafted features. Typed Python codebase with structured multi-file architecture, meaningful docs, but lacks tests, CI, and README. 23 commits over ~10 months with evolving model architectures (v35-v40).
Ritvik2205 /
novaAI2025
Agentic CRM system for ScottyLabs with Flask backend, React frontend, multi-agent architecture, RAG, and Agentuity deployment. Early-stage project (1 day old) with typed Python, CI/tests, but no license and thin real-world validation.
Ritvik2205 /
Ritvik2205
Empty profile repo functioning as a personal introduction card with 0 stars/forks, 6KB size, and no substantive code. README is biographical only with no working projects or output.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 23, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jul 24, 2024Created Ritvik2205
- Jun 15, 2025Created speculative_execution
- Nov 8, 2025Created novaAI2025
- Apr 13, 2026Most recent push to speculative_execution
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.