01 · Roasts
Burst Coder, Ghost Maintainer
auto-trader's entire commit history is a single 30-commit sprint. That's not a project — that's a caffeine event with a .gitignore.
The README Is the Whole Repo
Roni003 has 14 commits over 13 months and weighs in at 20 KB. You spent a year polishing a badge collection. The MSc thesis better be better.
61 Commits, 0 PRs, 0 Issues
Zero pull requests, zero issues filed anywhere in the past year. You're coding in a sealed bunker with no outside contact.
4 Followers, 3 Following
Your follower-to-following ratio is barely above 1:1, and one of those followers is probably your own alt. GitHub is a social network — try saying hi.
Tests Optional, Apparently
watcher has tests but no README. auto-trader has a README but no tests. Not a single repo has both. You're playing quality whack-a-mole.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
247 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript45%
- JavaScript18%
- Java17%
- Swift15%
- CSS2%
- EJS2%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
61
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Mar 2020
05 · Top repos
Roni003 /
auto-trader
Minecraft 1.8.9 Forge mod automating item trading on Hypixel Pit. Typed Java with structured codebase, config system, and Discord webhooks. Created within 24 hours with single burst of 30 commits; no external adoption signals.
Roni003 /
watcher
Personal location-based alerts app (Swift iOS + TypeScript/Express backend) with multi-API integration (weather, traffic, transit). Typed, structured, and tested, but no README or external adoption signals.
Roni003 /
Roni003
Personal portfolio README-only repo with no actual code, tests, or CI. Serves as a student introduction/resume rather than a shipping project or working codebase.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 4, 2020Joined GitHub
- Sep 9, 2024Created Roni003
- Mar 18, 2025Created watcher — Watcher | Location-based alerts app written in Swift
- Oct 26, 2025Created auto-trader — A Forge 1.8.9 mod that automates trading on the Hypixel Pit gamemode by advertising user-defined offers across lobbies, auto-accepting trades, and validating item prices.
- Oct 27, 2025Most recent push to auto-trader
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.