01 · Roasts
Notebook Hoarder
91% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks, yet none of the scored repos is actually a notebook project. What exactly are those 13 repos hiding — a graveyard of half-finished ML tutorials?
The Half-Year Hibernation
Your heatmap goes completely dark for 28 consecutive weeks. Even bears wake up after 6 months. GitHub has a 'delete account' button if you're done.
CTF Tool With No Tests
You built an automated exploit generator with Gemini AI and shipped it with zero tests. Nothing says 'I trust vibes over verification' like untested security tooling.
Social Ghost
0 followers, 1 PR all year, 0 issues filed. You've been on GitHub since 2022 and left less of a footprint than a cached 404 page.
HomeworkTLC: The Accidental Open Source
Your second-most-starred repo is a homework assignment whose README is just Italian git instructions. Grazie mille for the contribution to the open-source ecosystem.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
40 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook91%
- HTML5%
- Python1%
- CSS1%
- TeX1%
- JavaScript1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
65
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Sep 2022
05 · Top repos
SirAlex01 /
SirAlex01.github.io
Personal portfolio showcasing AI/ML and cybersecurity expertise. Built with Next.js 16, TypeScript, Tailwind CSS, and Framer Motion. Features dark mode, interactive animations, and 15 projects with full source links. Typed, documented, and deployable via GitHub Actions CI/CD.
SirAlex01 /
GROSSO
CTF exploitation automation tool using Gemini API to analyze challenge files and generate exploits. Python project with clear README, typed dependencies, and structured multi-file layout (~1MB codebase), but no tests, CI, or license; 14 commits over ~1 month shows modest sustained effort.
SirAlex01 /
HomeworkTLC
Italian-language homework project from late 2022 with minimal documentation (README only contains git usage instructions), no tests/CI/license, and no source files fetched despite 4MB codebase.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 10, 2022Joined GitHub
- Oct 30, 2022Created HomeworkTLC
- Jun 12, 2025Created GROSSO
- Oct 11, 2025Created SirAlex01.github.io
- Nov 5, 2025Most recent push to SirAlex01.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.