01 · Roasts
16 Years, 1 Star
SlackHacks has been actively maintained since 2010 — longer than some junior devs have been alive — and has accumulated exactly 1 star. At this trajectory, you'll hit 2 stars by 2042.
Gang Gang, Zero Impact
GangGangAuctionHouse: 15 lines of Lua, 1 commit in 3 minutes, 0 stars, no README. You spent more time thinking of the name than writing the code — and it shows.
100% Night Owl, 0% PRs
You code exclusively after dark (nightOwlPct: 100) but have submitted zero external PRs this year. The vampiric energy is real, the community contribution is not.
68% Lua Supremacist
Nearly 70% of your public codebase is Lua — a language whose primary production use case in 2026 is World of Warcraft addons. Your GitHub is basically a raiding log with extra steps.
Personal Notes as a Public Repo
Your second-deepest project (depth=55) is a Markdown notes repo. Congratulations on your most impactful contribution to the ecosystem: a to-do list with YAML frontmatter.
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Zoral
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zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight31F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
124 active days
Language distribution
- Lua68%
- Emacs Lisp10%
- CSS5%
- HTML3%
- Vim Script3%
- Shell2%
- Other9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
133
Followers
41
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
Slackwise /
notes
Personal knowledge base repo using Foam/Markdown with 30 commits. Well-structured notes covering dev topics (Bash, Git, Emacs, CSS, React) with YAML frontmatter and architectural templates. No tests or CI, but documented and typed—a genuine sustained personal project, not experimental.
Slackwise /
SlackHacks
Personal World of Warcraft UI addon with mount automation, keybinding presets, and item consumption helpers. Typed-like structure with meaningful documentation (design patterns visible in Core.lua comments), but primarily intended for the author's own use with some features gatekeep features by battlenet ID.
Slackwise /
GangGangAuctionHouse
One-shot WoW addon that replaces auction house opening sound with "Gang Gang". Untyped Lua, no docs, no tests, 1 commit in 3 minutes, 0 stars—a placeholder joke project.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 22, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jul 3, 2010Created SlackHacks — Personal tweaks to the Blizzard default interface.
- Nov 3, 2022Created notes — My (public) notes implemented with VSCode's "Foam" extension, as well as for use with any Markdown tools
- Mar 31, 2026Created GangGangAuctionHouse
- Apr 14, 2026Most recent push to SlackHacks
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.