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Slackwise

Adam Flanczewski

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

16 Years, 1 Star

SlackHacks has been actively maintained since 2010 — longer than some junior devs have been alive — and has accumulated exactly 1 star. At this trajectory, you'll hit 2 stars by 2042.

Gang Gang, Zero Impact

GangGangAuctionHouse: 15 lines of Lua, 1 commit in 3 minutes, 0 stars, no README. You spent more time thinking of the name than writing the code — and it shows.

100% Night Owl, 0% PRs

You code exclusively after dark (nightOwlPct: 100) but have submitted zero external PRs this year. The vampiric energy is real, the community contribution is not.

68% Lua Supremacist

Nearly 70% of your public codebase is Lua — a language whose primary production use case in 2026 is World of Warcraft addons. Your GitHub is basically a raiding log with extra steps.

Personal Notes as a Public Repo

Your second-deepest project (depth=55) is a Markdown notes repo. Congratulations on your most impactful contribution to the ecosystem: a to-do list with YAML frontmatter.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    31F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    40D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    45D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

124 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Lua68%
  • Emacs Lisp10%
  • CSS5%
  • HTML3%
  • Vim Script3%
  • Shell2%
  • Other9%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

11

Commits

last 12 months

133

Followers

41

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 22, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jul 3, 2010
    Created SlackHacks — Personal tweaks to the Blizzard default interface.
  3. Nov 3, 2022
    Created notes — My (public) notes implemented with VSCode's "Foam" extension, as well as for use with any Markdown tools
  4. Mar 31, 2026
    Created GangGangAuctionHouse
  5. Apr 14, 2026
    Most recent push to SlackHacks

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total43.5
Top-end curve+1.4
Final overall44.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
Slackwise · 44.9/100 — Rate My GitHub