01 · Roasts
Ghost Town Commit History
24 commits in a year across 15 repos. That's not a GitHub profile — that's a haunted house with the lights on once a month. The heatmap looks like a starfield with most of the stars burnt out.
75% Abandoned Fleet
staleRepoRatio = 0.75 means 3 out of every 4 repos you own are collecting digital dust. You're not a developer, you're a repo archaeologist.
Zero Social Footprint
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. You've been on GitHub since 2020 and left zero fingerprints on anyone else's code. Git is not a solo sport.
Burst-and-Abandon Pattern
PLQuery: built in 5 days. somsh: built in 1 day. Furious5: the crown jewel at 112 days. The theme here is sprint hard, ship nothing, move on. Consistency is not your friend.
Jupyter Notebook Majority Shareholder
39% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks — which is fine for data science, except your 'domainGuess' is systems. Either your notebooks are secretly running kernels or your language stats are having an identity crisis.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
11 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook39%
- TypeScript22%
- Python16%
- Java12%
- JavaScript4%
- Go3%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
24
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jun 2020
05 · Top repos
SomneelSaha2004 /
Furious5
Full-stack multiplayer card game (TypeScript/React/Express) with real-time Socket.IO, responsive UI, game engine, and CI. Actively developed burst project with structured codebase but lacks tests and production deployment evidence.
SomneelSaha2004 /
PLQuery
Functional NLQ-to-SQL system for Premier League analytics with React frontend, FastAPI backend, comprehensive domain-specific prompting, and multi-query diversity mode. Early-stage experimental project with no external adoption yet.
SomneelSaha2004 /
somsh
Educational Unix shell implementation in C (44 KB, ~1-day-old), demonstrating fork-exec, I/O redirection, and process management—well-documented in README but fresh, single-burst commit with minimal repository age.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 16, 2020Joined GitHub
- Sep 4, 2025Created Furious5
- Sep 13, 2025Created somsh
- Dec 17, 2025Created PLQuery
- Dec 23, 2025Most recent push to Furious5
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.