01 · Roasts
The 7-Minute Ship
kalkulator.html was born and declared finished in under 7 minutes across 2 commits. Even a microwave burrito gets more development time than that.
Boilerplate Archaeologist
Your C-Programs README still says '[briefly describe what your program does]'. You committed the template instructions without filling them in — the placeholder is doing more work than the documentation.
7 Commits, 52 Weeks
7 total commits in a year across 2 repos means you're averaging one commit every 7.4 weeks. GitHub's contribution graph is basically a blank canvas at this point.
Claude Built It
The kalkulator.html README literally says 'from Claude' — your own project description credits an AI as the author. At least you're honest about it.
Solo Island
1 follower, 0 PRs, 1 issue in the past year. The GitHub social graph has 100M users and you've made contact with approximately none of them.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- HTML78%
- C22%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
7
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Mar 2024
05 · Top repos
Stealth5500 /
C-Programs
Beginner C learning collection with 5 basic educational programs (prime finder, enums, pointers, macros). Generic template README, no tests/CI, minimal documentation of actual project scope.
Stealth5500 /
kalkulator.html
A single-file HTML calculator with embedded CSS and vanilla JavaScript. Created 2026-04-22 with 2 commits in ~7 minutes. Minimal README, no tests, CI, license, or gitignore. Functional but represents a tutorial-level project.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 9, 2024Joined GitHub
- May 19, 2025Created C-Programs
- Apr 22, 2026Created kalkulator.html — Simple calculator, from Claude, Using HTML
- Apr 26, 2026Most recent push to C-Programs
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.