01 · Roasts
Zero Tests Across 12 Repos
You've got CI in 6 repos and architecture docs in WinDeploy, but not a single HAS_TESTS=yes anywhere in the portfolio. You're validating scripts with linters but shipping code on vibes and prayers.
318 PRs, 44 Followers
You opened 318 pull requests this year — nearly one per day — yet only 44 people follow you. Either you're running a solo PR marathon with no audience, or GitHub's notification system is protecting the world from your commit frequency.
Web-Dev: The Abandoned Warehouse
7 MB of CSS artifacts in a repo you deprecated with a README that just says 'go look over there.' Congrats on shipping a forwarding address.
9 KB of Self-Importance
Your profile README (Stensel8) clocks in at 9 KB and 2 stars — one of which is probably your own. It has more commits than csv2tidal has production users.
Post-Quantum SSH, No Unit Tests
Scripts has ML-KEM post-quantum KEX configuration and automated nginx checksum recalculation — genuinely impressive — yet you still haven't written a single test. You're hardening the lock while leaving the door open.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight68C
- Consistency20% weight70B
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight72B
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
187 active days
Language distribution
- CSS25%
- PowerShell17%
- C#13%
- JavaScript11%
- HTML9%
- Shell7%
- Other18%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
22
Commits
last 12 months
892
Followers
44
Joined GitHub
Mar 2022
05 · Top repos
Stensel8 /
WinDeploy
Windows 11 deployment automation toolkit with structured PowerShell scripts (981 KB), comprehensive docs (design.md, ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md), CI/CD validation, and MIT license. Active maintenance (30 of last 30 commits) with 7 stars. Shipped, non-trivial project with clear architecture but no tests.
Stensel8 /
Scripts
Personal automation collection: 15 cross-platform (Bash/PowerShell) installer scripts for Linux/Windows deployment with shared helpers, CI validation, and Renovate-driven dependency management. Well-documented, typed configs, structured layout; modest adoption (3 stars, 1 fork).
Stensel8 /
Zephyrus-Linux
Personal Linux setup documentation for ASUS ROG Zephyrus G16 laptop. Hugo-based bilingual site with CI/CD, security scanning, and structured guides. Niche use case with modest stars but solid engineering discipline.
Stensel8 /
public-cloud-concepts
Personal educational portfolio project documenting GCP/GKE cloud engineering coursework (Kubernetes, Blue-Green deployments, CI/CD). Well-documented with Hugo site, CI workflows, and structured assignment progression across 7 weeks.
Stensel8 /
PS-Tovenaars
School project for PowerShell system administration (AD, DHCP, SQL Server setup scripts). Typed checks, CI via PSScriptAnalyzer, README with setup instructions, but minimal scope and no tests. ~130 KB, 30 commits over ~1 year.
Stensel8 /
Music-Sync
Flask-based music sync tool (Spotify→Tidal) with documented architecture, typed config, PKCE auth, but no tests/CI, single star, and nascent commit history despite 54KB codebase.
Stensel8 /
BypassNRO
Personal Windows bypass utility using PowerShell, Sysprep, and XML-based unattend configuration. Minimal adoption (4 stars), but typed documentation, structured layout, and basic CI present.
Stensel8 /
automated-infrastructures
Week-by-week coursework repo for Infrastructure as Code (Terraform, Ansible, Bicep, Docker) with structured multi-week progression, typed HCL/YAML, and meaningful README documentation of learning objectives and OTAP environments.
Stensel8 /
csv2tidal
Personal tool for importing CSV playlists into Tidal. Simple, working CLI script with clear documentation and session management, but minimal scope (2 core files, ~30KB), no tests/CI, and untyped Python.
Stensel8 /
Configs
Personal dotfiles/config reference repo with hardened nginx, SSH, and Podman setups. Well-documented individual configs but no tests, CI, or license; minimal stars (1) and no adoption.
Stensel8 /
Stensel8
Personal README describing tech interests and philosophy. 9 KB, minimal functional output, no source code sampled. Tutorial/informational project with sparse commit activity over 8 months.
Stensel8 /
Web-Dev
Deprecated repository with minimal content, 1 star, no tests/CI. README directs users to alternative project. 7MB size suggests legacy files, but active deprecation makes this a low-value historical artifact.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 27, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jan 8, 2025Created Scripts — Scripts for automating repeated tasks across servers, VMs, and Linux/Windows systems.
- Jan 30, 2025Created Music-Sync — Simple Python-based tool to transfer your music across streaming services.
- Mar 11, 2025Created automated-infrastructures — Terraform, Ansible, Bicep, Docker.
- Apr 10, 2025Created Web-Dev — Deprecated. See README.
- May 3, 2025Created csv2tidal — Reads Playlists/albums from a CSV file and imports them into your Tidal profile.
- May 6, 2025Created PS-Tovenaars — Toveren met Powershell. Een repository gemaakt voor school-doeleinden.
- May 27, 2025Created Configs — Some config files that I use often.
- Sep 17, 2025Created Stensel8 — My own README!
- Oct 13, 2025Created BypassNRO — Fixing and Re-implementing Microsoft's removal of BypassNRO with PowerShell, Sysprep and AutoUnattend.
- Oct 21, 2025Created WinDeploy — Windows 11 deployment automation repository.
- Feb 9, 2026Created Zephyrus-Linux — My current Linux setup on my ROG Zephyrus G16 GA605WV (2024),
- Feb 19, 2026Created public-cloud-concepts — My individual portfolio assignments and their documentation for Saxion HBO-ICT: Cloud Engineering (GCP, AWS, DevOps)
- Jun 24, 2026Most recent push to Zephyrus-Linux
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.