01 · Roasts
Burst-and-Ghost Developer
37 commits in an entire year, all clustered in about 5 calendar days. Your heatmap looks like a seismograph that detected one minor tremor and then went back to sleep for 11 months.
The 'Marketing Password' Menace
gpt-wrapper-mvp ships with hardcoded plaintext credentials ('marketing_password') in auth.py. At least the password choice is on-brand for a Streamlit prototype that will never see production.
Documentation Cosplay
Invariant is 1,027 KB of markdown with zero lines of source code. That's not a repo, that's a business plan with a .github/workflows directory wearing a developer costume.
License? Never Heard of It
Zero out of three repos have a license. You've built a DCAA-compliant federal pricing engine and somehow skipped the part where anyone is legally allowed to use it.
61% Graveyard Ratio
With 46 public repos and a 0.61 stale ratio, roughly 28 of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight49D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
8 active days
Language distribution
- Python96%
- C++1%
- Jupyter Notebook1%
- C0%
- HTML0%
- PHP0%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
18
Commits
last 12 months
37
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Mar 2020
05 · Top repos
Sub2mval /
potential-octo-lamp
Federal contracting pricing engine with enterprise architecture, deterministic LLM extraction, and compliance docs embedded in README within source tree. Created April 21, 2026, one commit, no tests/CI yet. Substantial documentation and typed Python demonstrate serious intent despite minimal maturity.
Sub2mval /
Invariant
Pre-alpha documentation site for Project Sentinel (GovCon pricing pipeline). Comprehensive architecture & business docs with CI/CD deployed via MkDocs, but zero source code, no tests, no license, created 2 days ago with minimal commit history.
Sub2mval /
gpt-wrapper-mvp
Fresh MVP (created 2025-08-01) with working Streamlit app, TogetherAI integration, multi-client architecture, and README. Minimal structure, no tests/CI, hardcoded credentials, lacks type hints, and ~30KB suggests early prototype stage.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 19, 2020Joined GitHub
- Aug 1, 2025Created gpt-wrapper-mvp
- Apr 2, 2026Created Invariant — Invariant Docs
- Apr 21, 2026Created potential-octo-lamp
- Apr 21, 2026Most recent push to potential-octo-lamp
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.