01 · Roasts
The One-Hour Repo
k8-resources was born and abandoned in the same 65 minutes (17:50 → 18:55 on 2026-03-29). Three YAML files, 1 KB, no README — congratulations on the world's fastest 'project'.
Hardcoded Credentials Speedrun
ansible-roboshop-roles ships MySQL, RabbitMQ credentials straight in inventory.ini with no .gitignore or Ansible Vault in sight. Your passwords are now part of git history forever. Nice.
Stars: Fewer Than Fingers on One Hand
16 repos, multiple languages, ML pipelines, Kubernetes configs, Ansible roles — and a grand total of 0 stars across everything. The internet has collectively decided to look away.
License? Never Heard of Her
Not a single repo in your portfolio has a license. Technically, by copyright law, nobody is legally allowed to use any of your code. Maybe that's the strategy.
One Swallow Does Not Make a Summer
realeyes-deepfake-detector has CI, tests, Pydantic, Prometheus metrics, and a proper README. The other four repos combined can't muster a single passing test. Portfolio consistency: 20%.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
42 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript39%
- Python25%
- JavaScript14%
- Shell5%
- HTML4%
- Java3%
- Other10%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
122
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2020
05 · Top repos
Sunny-debug /
realeyes-deepfake-detector
End-to-end deep learning deepfake detection system with FastAPI backend and Streamlit UI, featuring typed Python code, structured architecture, tests, and CI—but no external adoption, stars, or license.
Sunny-debug /
ansible-roboshop-roles
Educational Ansible role-driven infrastructure automation demonstrating microservice deployment patterns via 6+ refactored roles (catalogue, cart, payment, shipping, frontend, user) with centralized orchestration and variable management.
Sunny-debug /
roboshop-docker
Docker Compose-based microservices learning project with 6 services (cart, catalog, payment, user, shipping, frontend) featuring multi-stage Dockerfiles and environment-based configuration, but lacks tests, CI, license, and relies on README-only documentation.
Sunny-debug /
infra-ansible
Simple Ansible playbook for EC2 and Route53 automation with tag-driven execution. Minimal scope (5 KB), sparse commit history (9 of 30 days), no tests/CI, and lacks production polish despite stated intent.
Sunny-debug /
k8-resources
Minimal Kubernetes YAML configuration dump with no documentation, tests, CI, or meaningful structure. Created and last pushed same day (2026-03-29) with 5 of last 30 commits. No README, no architecture, no project context—pure scaffold.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 29, 2020Joined GitHub
- Nov 18, 2025Created realeyes-deepfake-detector — Advanced deep learning system for detecting manipulated facial videos and images. Features FastAPI backend, Streamlit UI, real-time inference, and confidence scoring for deepfake a
- Jan 9, 2026Created infra-ansible
- Jan 9, 2026Created ansible-roboshop-roles — This project demonstrates a structured approach to Ansible-based infrastructure and application automation by refactoring traditional flat playbooks into a role-driven architecture
- Feb 3, 2026Created roboshop-docker
- Mar 29, 2026Created k8-resources
- Mar 29, 2026Most recent push to k8-resources
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.