01 · Roasts
The 19-Minute Architect
IMDB-VID-GENERATOR: 2 commits across 19 minutes. RAG: 2 commits in 42 minutes. ZOD: 2 commits in 22 minutes. Your entire portfolio is a series of speed-runs you never came back to finish.
80% Jupyter, 0% Tests
Jupyter Notebooks account for 80% of your codebase, yet not a single one of your 5 analyzed repos has any tests. You're writing experiments as if they're production — or maybe just skipping the part where you verify they work.
CI? Never Heard of Her
HAS_CI=no across every single repo. Five projects, zero pipelines. The GitHub Actions tab on your profile is a ghost town. At least the repos themselves are alphabetically organized... oh wait.
Heatmap Cliff Diver
Weeks 2–23: respectable activity. Weeks 24–44: a flatline that would concern a cardiologist. You commit like you're training for a sprint triathlon and then immediately retire.
Birthday Site Energy
'varnittttt' — a TypeScript Next.js app with no README, no license, and no description, built for one specific person. At least it has strict types. That's the bar you set for yourself.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight31F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
108 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook80%
- TypeScript11%
- Python6%
- C++1%
- HTML1%
- CSS0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
241
Followers
80
Joined GitHub
Feb 2022
05 · Top repos
Sushitrashhhh /
IMDB-VID-GENERATOR
TypeScript Next.js app that generates 2-minute cinematic videos from IMDB metadata using Gemini AI and Remotion. Complete pipeline (OMDB fetch → script generation → video composition), well-structured with types and dark UI, but brand new (2 days old, 2 commits), no tests/CI, and zero adoption signals.
Sushitrashhhh /
RAG
Personal experimental RAG implementation with multi-format document loading, FAISS vector search, and Groq LLM integration. Shipped with structured src/ modules and comprehensive README, but minimal production indicators (0 stars, 2 recent commits, no tests/CI).
Sushitrashhhh /
arduino-radar-system
One-shot Arduino+Processing hobby project for radar visualization. Very recent repo (30 Mar 2026) with 1 commit, minimal documentation, no tests/CI/license, and Processing/C++ untyped. Functional but experimental scope.
Sushitrashhhh /
ZOD
Educational ZIP bomb generator in C with 4 source files. Created 2026-05-03, 2 commits in ~22 minutes, 24 KB total. No tests, CI, license, or gitignore. Deliberately crafted research artifact for coursework demonstrating ZIP format vulnerabilities.
Sushitrashhhh /
varnittttt
Personal birthday tribute site built in React/Next.js with TypeScript. One-off project with no README, tests, CI, or deployment—just a rapid prototype for a specific individual.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 6, 2022Joined GitHub
- Mar 16, 2026Created varnittttt
- Mar 30, 2026Created arduino-radar-system
- Apr 23, 2026Created RAG
- May 3, 2026Created ZOD
- May 16, 2026Created IMDB-VID-GENERATOR
- May 16, 2026Most recent push to IMDB-VID-GENERATOR
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.