01 · Roasts
Speed-Runner, Not a Marathon Runner
Double_Pendulum_Lab: 30 commits in 1 day. cf_ai_debate_coach: created and last-pushed within 93 seconds. CHIP8-EMULATOR: 5 commits in 5 days. The pattern is clear — you sprint hard then vanish. GitHub isn't a hackathon.
Test Coverage: 0 out of 4 repos
Four repos, zero tests across all of them. You're deploying a physics engine and an AI debate coach to production with pure vibes and hope. RK4 integration deserves at least one assert statement.
93-Second Depth
cf_ai_debate_coach was created and abandoned in less time than it takes to brew coffee. 8 debate roles, Durable Objects, POI system — all designed, shipped, and ghosted in 1 commit.
1 Star and It's on the Profile Repo
Your only star across 11 repos is on the Tadisa-Chiwira profile README — presumably self-starred or from a friend doing you a favour. The actual projects sit at a collective 0.
CMake Phantom
CMake is your #3 language at 18% of bytes, yet there's barely a trace of it in the scored repos. Whatever systems-level work is happening is either private or deeply buried — which would explain privateWorkLikely=true.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
20 active days
Language distribution
- C++22%
- TypeScript21%
- CMake18%
- Java8%
- CSS7%
- HTML6%
- Other18%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
90
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
May 2021
05 · Top repos
Tadisa-Chiwira /
Double_Pendulum_Lab
Educational double pendulum simulator with React + FastAPI + RK4 integration. Typed frontend & backend, functional API, but minimal stars (0) and very recent (1 day old). Shows competent implementation of numerical physics and full-stack tooling without production adoption.
Tadisa-Chiwira /
cf_ai_debate_coach
A British Parliamentary debate coach built on Cloudflare Workers with Durable Objects and Llama 3.3. TypeScript + Hono framework, functional demo with styled UI, but created within 2 minutes with minimal commit history and no tests/CI.
Tadisa-Chiwira /
CHIP8-EMULATOR
CHIP-8 emulator in Java with CPU opcode execution, rendering, and keyboard input; minimal documentation, no tests, single-week burst activity (5 commits over 5 days), typed but thin structure.
Tadisa-Chiwira /
Tadisa-Chiwira
Personal GitHub profile config repo with minimal content (20 KB). README is a self-introduction with tech stack badges, no actual code artifacts, tests, CI, or project substance beyond profile documentation.
06 · Timeline
- May 3, 2021Joined GitHub
- May 12, 2021Created Tadisa-Chiwira — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Mar 13, 2026Created cf_ai_debate_coach
- Apr 6, 2026Created Double_Pendulum_Lab
- Apr 7, 2026Created CHIP8-EMULATOR
- Apr 12, 2026Most recent push to CHIP8-EMULATOR
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.