01 · Roasts
Zero Stars, Maximum Ambition
11 repos, 0 total stars, 0 forks. PriceWatch has a 6-endpoint REST API and a data model diagram in the README, yet somehow zero humans have clicked the star button. Not even a bot.
The One-Day Architect
stats-me was created and last pushed on the same day (2026-08-13). The README describes a full scoring rubric, leveling mechanics, and SQLite abstraction layer. The git log describes one afternoon. Rome wasn't built in a day, but Tameem tried.
Heatmap: 44 Weeks of Silence
169 commits in a year, but your heatmap shows 44 weeks with literally zero activity. You code in burst-mode like a printer that jams for months then prints your entire thesis at 3am.
Community of One
2 PRs opened all year, 0 issues, followers=2. soloPct=100. You are building in a hermetically sealed lab. Even your profile README has 0 stars — your mom hasn't starred it yet.
Profile Repo with No Code
TameemHisham/TameemHisham scored a 5/100. It's 16 KB of badges. You spent more time picking an emoji for your bio (🤖) than writing the repo.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
60 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript28%
- TypeScript22%
- Python21%
- Java13%
- CSS10%
- HTML4%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
169
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Aug 2023
05 · Top repos
TameemHisham /
PriceWatch
Full-stack price-tracking SaaS with Spring Boot backend, React frontend, PostgreSQL, and Amazon web scraping. Working end-to-end with scheduled jobs, API, and UI; only Amazon scraper implemented yet.
TameemHisham /
slicecv
Browser-based fruit-ninja game with MediaPipe hand tracking, WebAudio synthesis, leaderboard, and cloud sync. Shipped and playable, but brand new (created July 2026, ~30 days old), zero external adoption signals.
TameemHisham /
stats-me
A personal habit-tracking app that uses Claude API to score daily journal entries against six life categories, with SQLite persistence and Next.js frontend. Early-stage but thoughtfully designed with clean architecture.
TameemHisham /
neetcode-submissions
Auto-synced personal coding interview practice repository with ~30 Python submissions across NeetCode topics. Untyped, no tests/CI, minimal project structure beyond topic folders. Functional solutions with occasional print statements.
TameemHisham /
Learning_java
Personal learning project with 30 commits over ~2 months, no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Java codebase (~1964 KB) appears to be educational exercises without clear purpose or structure.
TameemHisham /
TameemHisham
Personal profile README with no code artifacts; 16 KB repo containing only GitHub stats badges and contact info. No implementation, no architecture, no substance beyond introductory self-description.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 11, 2023Joined GitHub
- Oct 2, 2025Created TameemHisham — My personal repository
- Mar 26, 2026Created Learning_java
- Jun 12, 2026Created neetcode-submissions — My NeetCode.io problem submissions
- Jun 30, 2026Created PriceWatch
- Jul 15, 2026Created slicecv
- Aug 13, 2026Created stats-me
- Aug 16, 2026Most recent push to neetcode-submissions
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.