01 · Roasts
Commit Cryptid
11 commits in an entire year, mostly clustered in two multi-hour sprints. Your heatmap looks less like a contribution graph and more like a game of Minesweeper where you lost immediately.
README? Barely Knew Her
All three repos have READMEs — technically. One is an empty file, one is a lone title, and one describes nothing. This is the documentation equivalent of putting a 'wet paint' sign on a wall that doesn't exist.
98% Notebook, 0% Tests
Jupyter Notebooks make up 98% of your codebase, yet not a single test exists across any repo. You're writing code that can only be validated by re-running the cells and hoping for the best.
Capstone Collector
Two of your three repos have 'Cogworks' or 'Capstone' in the name, and both were single-session sprints. At least name them something that doesn't scream 'this was a school deadline.'
The Boba Lovers Incident
BobaLoversFinalCapstoneCogworks was created and pushed in the same second, has zero source files, and is 0KB. It's not a repo — it's a folder with a Post-it note inside.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight10F
- Quality20% weight23F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
13 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook98%
- Python1%
- Java1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
11
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Aug 2023
05 · Top repos
Tangolit /
NLPCapstoneCogworks
Early-stage NLP capstone project with unfinished code (Embed.py incomplete), minimal documentation (README is empty), no tests/CI/license, and 4 commits in 3 hours. Lacks type hints and architectural coherence despite tackling COCO image-caption embedding task.
Tangolit /
VoluMatch
Minimal repo: only README heading, no code files sampled, 571KB size suggests early scaffold, 4 commits in 4 days with no tests/CI/license. Appears experimental stage.
Tangolit /
BobaLoversFinalCapstoneCogworks
Empty scaffold with minimal README title only, no source files, created and pushed same second. Appears to be a placeholder capstone project with zero commits beyond initial creation.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 18, 2023Joined GitHub
- Jul 24, 2025Created NLPCapstoneCogworks
- Jul 28, 2025Created BobaLoversFinalCapstoneCogworks
- Jan 11, 2026Created VoluMatch
- Jan 15, 2026Most recent push to VoluMatch
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.