01 · Roasts
27 commits in a year? That's biweekly at best.
totalCommitsYear = 27 across a year-old account. Your heatmap looks like a starfield — mostly void with occasional distant blips. The GitHub activity graph has seen tumbleweeds with more momentum.
bin-search-sketch: committed in 15 minutes, abandoned forever
Your repo was born at 06:10 and declared 'done' by 06:25 on the same day. That's not a project, that's a napkin sketch that accidentally got git init'd.
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 watchers — across 18 repos
18 public repositories. Zero stars total. Not one. The internet looked at all of it and collectively said nothing. Even bots usually give a courtesy star.
WiFi credentials hardcoded in 2wd-esp32
Your robot knows your WiFi password and it's committed to Git. Your router does not share your confidence in security through obscurity.
TeaMakesMePee.github.io: README says '#TeaMakesMePee.github.io' and nothing else
You created a personal site repo, wrote the title, and then apparently had a cup of tea and never came back. The bio says 'Hello there.' — at least it's consistent.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
56 active days
Language distribution
- C#53%
- C35%
- C++9%
- ShaderLab1%
- TypeScript1%
- Java1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
27
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
Aug 2018
05 · Top repos
TeaMakesMePee /
2wd-esp32
ESP32-based 2WD robot with camera streaming and motor control via HTTP API. Personal hobby project with working code but thin documentation, hardcoded WiFi credentials, and minimal architecture.
TeaMakesMePee /
bin-search-sketch
Educational Arduino/ESP32 binary search visualizer with LED feedback. Single .ino file (≈120 LOC) created in one-day burst, no tests/CI/license, but clear README and working hardware demo.
TeaMakesMePee /
TeaMakesMePee.github.io
Empty GitHub Pages scaffold created 2 minutes ago with only a minimal README title; no commits beyond initial, no source files, no documentation, tests, or configuration.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 13, 2018Joined GitHub
- Oct 29, 2025Created bin-search-sketch
- Nov 9, 2025Created 2wd-esp32 — -esp32
- Mar 20, 2026Created TeaMakesMePee.github.io
- Mar 20, 2026Most recent push to TeaMakesMePee.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.