01 · Roasts
The 3-Minute Commit Artist
valentines-for-my-chicks was born and buried in a single 3-minute window on 2026-02-04. No README, no code, no mercy. At least name the graveyard.
Test-averse Architect
8 out of 9 repos have HAS_TESTS=no. You shipped a Discord music bot to NPM, a live SaaS app with Prisma + Redis, and a RAG system — all without a single automated test in sight. Brave, or reckless?
Java-and-JavaScript Monoculture
Your bio says 'Rust | Java | TypeScript' but 0% Rust appears in 100 repos and JavaScript alone accounts for 45% of your output. The bio is aspirational fiction.
Star-to-Ambition Gap
PokeClassfier has its own domain, a premium tier, Discord OAuth, and Upstash Redis — and 0 stars. AdminWatchdog has a Modrinth listing and an architecture diagram — 1 star. The marketing department needs a talk.
42% Graveyard Ratio
staleRepoRatio of 0.42 means nearly half your 100 public repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio — that's a digital archaeological dig site.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight58D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
126 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript45%
- Java37%
- MDX6%
- TypeScript5%
- Jupyter Notebook4%
- HTML2%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
73
Commits
last 12 months
373
Followers
74
Joined GitHub
Oct 2020
05 · Top repos
TejasLamba2006 /
AuthMeUI
Polished Bukkit plugin replacing AuthMe login with native Minecraft dialogs. Typed Java (v21), well-documented config, supports pre-join config-phase auth. 10 commits in ~3 months, but limited ecosystem adoption (5 stars, 2 forks).
TejasLamba2006 /
vanilla-core
Minecraft Spigot plugin with 10+ PvP/mechanics features, comprehensive docs (ARCHITECTURE.md, design.md), CI/CD via GitHub Actions, typed Java 21 code. Very low adoption (1 star), personal project in early distribution phase.
TejasLamba2006 /
hack_for_bharat_2026
Document Q&A system built with Pathway, Next.js, and Python for environmental compliance docs. Typed TypeScript/Python codebase with CI, comprehensive docs, and structured architecture. Recent, active 23-day project with 30 commits across full-stack implementation.
TejasLamba2006 /
discord-lavalink
TypeScript Discord.js–Lavalink wrapper with comprehensive type safety, structured src/ layout, and Jest test suite. Published to NPM, 164 KB codebase with WebSocket/REST integration but minimal adoption (1 star, single author).
TejasLamba2006 /
PokeClassfier
TypeScript Next.js app that analyzes facial photos using Google Cloud Vision and Gemini AI to match users with Pokémon characters. Includes auth, rate-limiting, database persistence, and premium features. Functional but minimal adoption (0 stars).
TejasLamba2006 /
AdminWatchdog
Minecraft server admin monitoring plugin with Discord webhook integration, wildcard pattern matching, and creative inventory tracking. Typed Java, structured codebase, config-driven with comprehensive README, but young project (7 months old) with minimal adoption (1 star/fork).
TejasLamba2006 /
pikanetwork.js
PikaNetwork API wrapper with structured multi-file architecture, adequate documentation, and basic type discipline. 30+ commits across 2.5+ years but thin adoption (1 star). No tests or strict CI. Functional but niche.
TejasLamba2006 /
llm-finetuning-qlora
Brand new tutorial notebook repo (created 2026-02-14, 2 commits) using QLoRA for Llama 3.2 fine-tuning with Unsloth. Has README with comprehensive outline but no actual implementation files sampled, no tests/CI, no gitignore, and one-shot commit pattern.
TejasLamba2006 /
valentines-for-my-chicks
Empty scaffold with no README, tests, CI, or documentation. Created and abandoned within 3 minutes (2026-02-04 00:47–00:50). No discernible project content or purpose.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 31, 2020Joined GitHub
- Aug 22, 2023Created pikanetwork.js — An easy to use PikaNetwork API wrapper.
- Apr 30, 2025Created discord-lavalink — A lightweight, type-safe library that connects Discord.js bots to Lavalink audio servers with minimal setup and maximum flexibility.
- Jun 29, 2025Created PokeClassfier — Transform your photos into personality-matched Pokémon! PokéClassifier uses advanced AI visual analysis to examine your facial expressions, personality traits, and visual style to
- Sep 21, 2025Created AdminWatchdog — AdminWatchdog lets you monitor what staff members do on your server. When an admin runs a command, changes gamemode, or takes items from creative mode, the plugin sends a message t
- Nov 16, 2025Created vanilla-core — A comprehensive Minecraft plugin for SMP servers focused on PvP balance, custom mechanics, and server management. Built for Paper/Spigot 1.21.1+.
- Jan 20, 2026Created AuthMeUI — Tired of players typing passwords in chat? Want a cleaner, more professional login experience? AuthMeUI brings modern popup dialogs to AuthMe authentication!
- Feb 4, 2026Created valentines-for-my-chicks
- Feb 14, 2026Created llm-finetuning-qlora — This repository contains a complete implementation of LLM Fine-Tuning using QLoRa, with dataset FineTome-100k and model Llama 3.2 3B Instruct using Unsloth
- Feb 18, 2026Created hack_for_bharat_2026
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to AuthMeUI
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.