01 · Roasts
Hardcoded for One Human
Lecture-ALLL has 60+ hardcoded RHUL URLs and your personal May 2026 exam schedule baked in. This isn't a project — it's a very elaborate sticky note.
3-Day Architect
RevisionOS has 15+ database tables, a RAG service, exponential backoff, and gamified hearts — all committed in a 3-day sprint. Impressive scope, but 0 stars and 0 forks suggest the only user is you.
special-octo-waddle
GitHub auto-generated that repo name and you just... left it. Empty. No files. No commits. It's been sitting there since January like an abandoned parking spot.
42 PRs, 3 Followers
You opened 42 pull requests this year but have 3 followers. You're either extremely prolific on other people's projects or very enthusiastic about merging your own branches.
96% Solo Artist
soloPct=96 — you are essentially a one-person band playing to an empty venue. All the instruments, none of the crowd.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight42D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
156 active days
Language distribution
- Python78%
- TypeScript18%
- JavaScript2%
- HTML1%
- CSS0%
- Shell0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
14
Commits
last 12 months
143
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Nov 2020
05 · Top repos
TheLidlMan /
RevisionOS
Early-stage educational AI platform combining FastAPI backend with React+TypeScript frontend, featuring AI flashcard generation via Groq, FSRS spaced repetition, and modular study workflows. Typed, documented, has CI, but nascent ecosystem reach (0 stars, 3 days old).
TheLidlMan /
Lecture-ALLL
Personal study toolkit for transcribing Panopto lectures with Whisper AI and generating flashcards + exam calendars. Typed Python with clear README, functional but minimal codebase (~20 KB, early stage repo).
TheLidlMan /
special-octo-waddle
Empty scaffold repo with no files, no documentation, and no commit activity beyond initialization. Created and pushed on same day with zero substantive output.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 29, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jan 31, 2026Created special-octo-waddle
- Apr 10, 2026Created RevisionOS
- Apr 10, 2026Created Lecture-ALLL
- Apr 25, 2026Most recent push to Lecture-ALLL
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.