01 · Roasts
16 Commits/Year Club
With 16 total commits in the last year, you're averaging one commit every 23 days. Your heatmap looks like someone dropped a phone on the keyboard — twice — then went to study for exams.
README? Optional, Apparently
Your newest and most technically impressive repo (diffusion) has zero documentation. JAX, equinox, Voronoi tessellation... and not even a one-liner explaining what it does. The code gatekeeps itself.
89% Jupyter Notebook
Nearly nine-tenths of your codebase is .ipynb files. That's less 'software engineer' and more 'very organized physicist who discovered GitHub exists.'
0 PRs, 0 Issues, 100% Solo
soloPct: 100. totalPRsYear: 0. totalIssuesYear: 0. GitHub's social features are completely invisible to you — this is a personal cloud drive with syntax highlighting.
Physics Student Arc
Three repos: one about happiness data, one about string theory dimensions, one about particle diffusion. The GitHub profile reads like a semester transcript, not a portfolio.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight43D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
117 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook89%
- Mathematica10%
- Python1%
- TeX0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
16
Followers
9
Joined GitHub
Nov 2021
05 · Top repos
TheoLequy /
HappinessHackers
ETH course project analyzing happiness drivers via data aggregation and ML modeling. Academic-scale analysis with 3 Jupyter notebooks, 19 data sources, and 50+ commits over 2 months. Lacks tests, CI, and proper structure despite typed Python work.
TheoLequy /
diffusion
Experimental JAX+Jupyter physics simulation library for particle diffusion in rough potentials, with typed code and complex multi-file structure but minimal documentation, no tests/CI, and very recent creation (2 days old).
TheoLequy /
CriticalDimension26
Physics semester project deriving Lorentz generator commutators in bosonic string theory. Contains README explaining the scope but lacks tests, CI, source code samples, and sustained development pattern.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 26, 2021Joined GitHub
- May 2, 2024Created HappinessHackers — DS in Techno-Socio-Economic Systems
- Jul 15, 2024Created CriticalDimension26 — Semester Project in String Theory: Complete derivation of the commutator of Lorentz generators.
- Apr 6, 2026Created diffusion — A library to simulate and coarse-grain the overdamped diffusion of particles in microscopically rough potentials.
- Apr 8, 2026Most recent push to diffusion
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.