01 · Roasts
Notebook Absolutist
98% Jupyter Notebook. You're not writing code — you're writing a very long letter to yourself with inline graphs. At least save a .py file once in a while.
Test-Free Zone
Zero tests across all three repos. Not a single assert, not a single pytest file. The glaciers are melting and your code has no idea if it's even measuring them correctly.
Social Ghost
0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 stars — you have a GitHub account the same way a tree falling in an empty forest makes a sound. Does it?
The 16-Week Hibernation
The first 16 weeks of your heatmap are a perfect void. Whatever you were doing from May to August 2025, it wasn't committing code.
README Disclaimer Champion
Glacier_Analysis README literally says 'not completed and much left unfixed and messy.' Respect the honesty, but maybe fix it before the glaciers do.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
47 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook98%
- Python2%
- TeX0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
151
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jun 2023
05 · Top repos
Thomas-J-Fish /
II_Materials
Consolidation of undergraduate coursework covering phase-field simulation, alloy design analysis, Raspberry Pi instrumentation, and computational materials science practicals. Typed Python with structured layout, docstrings, and meaningful technical documentation despite zero external adoption.
Thomas-J-Fish /
Quant_Portfolio
Personal quantitative finance research project with two main components: a backtesting framework with three strategies and a GBM simulator. Has structured Python package (pyproject.toml), reasonable architectural separation, and documented design, but no tests, CI, or license. 22 commits over ~8 months.
Thomas-J-Fish /
Glacier_Analysis
Personal IB student project analyzing glacial melt in Austria with Jupyter notebooks for data cleaning/analysis (6 .ipynb files) and visualizations. Minimal documentation, no tests/CI, untyped Python, experimental academic work.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 27, 2023Joined GitHub
- Aug 18, 2025Created Quant_Portfolio — Research projects in quantitative finance
- Sep 12, 2025Created II_Materials — Project and practical data analysis from Part II Materials Science, University of Cambridge.
- Oct 21, 2025Created Glacier_Analysis — Data analysis for my IB QES Policy Paper on Glacial Melt in Austria
- Apr 11, 2026Most recent push to II_Materials
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.