01 · Roasts
One-Day Wonder
26 of your 30 E-Ink-Desk-Display commits landed on a single day — September 20, 2024. That's not a project, that's an all-nighter that never got a follow-up.
14 Commits a Year
You made 14 public commits in the last year. That's barely one commit per month. Even your GitHub heatmap looks embarrassed.
Test? Never Heard of Her
Zero tests across every single repo. No CI either. You're shipping with pure vibes and a prayer — at least add a .gitignore.
Profile Repo Padding
Your Toast7529 profile repo is literally just badges and a bio — 8 KB of 'hello, I exist'. It scored a 20 and it earned every point of that.
C Heavyweight, Everything Else Featherweight
72% of your codebase is C, but the most starred thing you own has 1 star. Absolute power, zero audience.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
57 active days
Language distribution
- C72%
- Python21%
- HTML2%
- C++2%
- JavaScript2%
- CSS0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
14
Followers
12
Joined GitHub
May 2020
05 · Top repos
Toast7529 /
FallingSandCellularAutomata
C++ falling sand cellular automata simulator with gravity-based particle physics, chunk-based spatial partitioning, and SDL2 rendering. Personal project with clear structure but lacks tests, CI, and production maturity.
Toast7529 /
E-Ink-Desk-Display
Single-week hobby project displaying weather/system info on Waveshare e-ink via Raspberry Pi. Untyped Python, minimal tests/CI, but functional with clear hardware integration.
Toast7529 /
Toast7529
Personal profile/portfolio repo with README listing tech stack and interests. Minimal substantive code (8 KB), no tests, CI, license, or source files. One-off profile repository.
06 · Timeline
- May 6, 2020Joined GitHub
- Sep 20, 2024Created E-Ink-Desk-Display — A device which will display local information using a 2.13in waveshare v4
- Sep 25, 2024Created FallingSandCellularAutomata — A falling sand cellular automata
- Oct 6, 2024Created Toast7529 — Profile
- Jan 25, 2026Most recent push to FallingSandCellularAutomata
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.