01 · Roasts
Speed-Run Commits
trading_bot was created AND pushed within 60 seconds. calendar was committed in 26 seconds. These aren't projects — they're git uploads with a README slapped on top.
507 Commits, 60 Repos, 0 Tests
You've got 60 public repos and 507 commits this year, yet HAS_TESTS=no on every single analyzed repo except minigrep's two inline unit tests. Confidence is high; test coverage is a myth.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Not one CI pipeline across any repo. Your code ships directly from 'trust me bro' to production. GitHub Actions is free and has been waiting patiently since 2019.
The Burst Builder
Your heatmap looks like an EKG — furious activity for 25 weeks then a flatline. Weeks 31–45 are nearly all zeros. The grind is real, but so is the burnout pattern.
Portfolio README > All Other READMEs
Your profile repo (4 stars!) has a better README than any of your actual software projects. The personal brand is polished; the engineering docs are vacant.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight34F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
154 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript33%
- Python17%
- TypeScript14%
- HTML10%
- C++10%
- Jupyter Notebook7%
- Other9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
50
Commits
last 12 months
507
Followers
11
Joined GitHub
May 2024
05 · Top repos
Turbash /
IITD_Feb26_RL_MINESWEEPER-
Educational RL+Minesweeper project with typed Python code, structured agent framework, and logical deduction engine for game AI. Created Feb 2026 in ~26 minutes with minimal commit history. README is empty/placeholder.
Turbash /
dsa
Personal competitive programming learning project with ~30 commits over 6 months, organized by problem rating sheets (800–1300) and LeetCode problems. Lacks tests, CI, license, .gitignore, and structured documentation—typical for a learning portfolio.
Turbash /
minigrep
Educational grep clone built in Rust with basic search and case-insensitive filtering. Minimal scope, no documentation, tests present in lib but no CI/license, appears to be a learning exercise.
Turbash /
calendar
One-week coding challenge submission: Premium React calendar component with smooth animations, date-range selection, and persistent notes. HAS_README=yes, typed component structure, but no tests, CI, or meaningful git history (1 commit in 26 seconds).
Turbash /
Turbash
Profile repository with personal bio README, skill badges, and contact info. No functional codebase, tests, CI, or typed implementation. Appears to be a portfolio placeholder rather than an active software project.
Turbash /
trading_bot
Minimal CLI trading bot for Binance Futures Testnet with clean layered structure (client, orders, validators, logging). Typed Python, documented README, but just created (1 commit in ~1 minute) with no tests, CI, or license.
06 · Timeline
- May 27, 2024Joined GitHub
- Apr 12, 2025Created Turbash
- Sep 13, 2025Created minigrep
- Sep 30, 2025Created dsa
- Feb 15, 2026Created IITD_Feb26_RL_MINESWEEPER-
- Mar 28, 2026Created trading_bot
- Apr 9, 2026Created calendar
- May 2, 2026Most recent push to Turbash
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.