01 · Roasts
The 7-Minute Developer
India-Weather's entire codebase — search, geolocation, favorites, theme toggle — was committed in a 7-minute window. That's not shipping, that's ctrl+V with a timestamp.
Commit Drought
11 commits across a full year. That's roughly one commit per month, except most months got zero. Even a GitHub Streak bot would be embarrassed.
README Theatre
Two of three repos have READMEs, but they're described as single-paragraph stubs with no installation guide or technical detail. A README that says 'this is a project' is decorative, not documentation.
Ghost Town Portfolio
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues — every social and adoption metric is a perfect zero. The account exists but the GitHub ecosystem hasn't noticed yet.
Single-Day Dump Trilogy
All 3 repos were created and fully committed on their first day of existence. Powerbi-sales-dashboard's 3 commits span a 3-minute window. Sustained development is a foreign concept here.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight29F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript35%
- HTML35%
- CSS21%
- Python9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
11
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Dec 2024
05 · Top repos
Varshith989 /
Linkedin-lead-finder
Minimal single-sprint prototype of a lead search tool with FastAPI backend and vanilla HTML frontend, launched 2 hours ago with mock data and no tests, CI, or production readiness signals.
Varshith989 /
India-Weather
Brand-new weather app for Indian cities using Open-Meteo API; 13 KB, 3 commits in first day, no README, tests, CI, or documentation. Functional vanilla JS front-end but lacks professional scaffolding.
Varshith989 /
Powerbi-sales-dashboard
Fresh Power BI dashboard project with minimal documentation and no artifacts beyond a brief README. Single-day creation with 3 commits shows early-stage work lacking code samples, tests, or CI infrastructure.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 27, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jan 28, 2026Created Powerbi-sales-dashboard — Interactive Power BI Sales Dashboard analyzing monthly and yearly sales trends, country-wise performance, and salesperson contributions. Developed using Power Query and DAX to clea
- Aug 9, 2026Created India-Weather — Responsive weather app for Indian cities
- Aug 11, 2026Created Linkedin-lead-finder
- Aug 11, 2026Most recent push to Linkedin-lead-finder
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.