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Voloteez

Voloteez

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The One-File Wonder

barber is a single 8.5 MB HTML file with 2000+ lines of embedded CSS and JS. You didn't build a website — you committed a disaster.

9 Commits in 6 Months

You've pushed exactly 9 commits since joining GitHub in August 2025. That's roughly 1.5 commits per month — even a diary app would be embarrassed.

The Abandoned App

'app' exists purely as a philosophical statement: a TypeScript repo with zero files, zero commits, and zero purpose. A repo about nothing.

README? Never Heard of It

0 out of 3 repos have a README. Your code is apparently self-documenting in the sense that it documents how little you care about documentation.

Local Business Archivist

Both 'cafe' and 'barber' are static pages for brick-and-mortar businesses, each abandoned after a day or two. GitHub is not a Squarespace draft folder.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    20F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    20F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    5F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

6 active days

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Language distribution

2 langs
  • HTML93%
  • TypeScript7%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

6

Commits

last 12 months

9

Followers

0

Joined GitHub

Aug 2025

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Aug 3, 2025
    Joined GitHub
  2. Sep 13, 2025
    Created app
  3. Feb 22, 2026
    Created barber
  4. Feb 24, 2026
    Created cafe
  5. Feb 25, 2026
    Most recent push to cafe

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total14.8
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall14.8

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
Voloteez · 14.8/100 — Rate My GitHub