01 · Roasts
The One-File Wonder
barber is a single 8.5 MB HTML file with 2000+ lines of embedded CSS and JS. You didn't build a website — you committed a disaster.
9 Commits in 6 Months
You've pushed exactly 9 commits since joining GitHub in August 2025. That's roughly 1.5 commits per month — even a diary app would be embarrassed.
The Abandoned App
'app' exists purely as a philosophical statement: a TypeScript repo with zero files, zero commits, and zero purpose. A repo about nothing.
README? Never Heard of It
0 out of 3 repos have a README. Your code is apparently self-documenting in the sense that it documents how little you care about documentation.
Local Business Archivist
Both 'cafe' and 'barber' are static pages for brick-and-mortar businesses, each abandoned after a day or two. GitHub is not a Squarespace draft folder.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight20F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
6 active days
Language distribution
- HTML93%
- TypeScript7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
9
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Aug 2025
05 · Top repos
Voloteez /
barber
Barbershop landing page in plain HTML/CSS with no README, tests, CI, or license. Single monolithic 8.5MB HTML file with embedded styling; 2 commits in 2 days suggests rapid one-off dump with minimal project infrastructure.
Voloteez /
cafe
Static HTML/CSS portfolio site for a Parisian café (Maison). Two pages with embedded styles, no documentation, minimal commits (1 of last 30), no tests/CI. Hobbyist project with rudimentary web design.
Voloteez /
app
Empty scaffold with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no meaningful project history since creation on 2025-09-13.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 3, 2025Joined GitHub
- Sep 13, 2025Created app
- Feb 22, 2026Created barber
- Feb 24, 2026Created cafe
- Feb 25, 2026Most recent push to cafe
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.