01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Desert
11 commits all year, clustered in 3 tiny bursts. Your contribution graph looks like a QR code with 95% of the pixels missing — and the 5% that remain don't scan.
fruits.txt Is Not a Portfolio
gitmastery-WilkinsAng-remote-control's entire codebase is text files listing fruits, drinks, and shapes. Somehow this still accounts for meaningful % of your commit history.
README? Never Heard of Her
0 out of 3 repos have a README. Not one. A stranger landing on your profile has literally no idea what any of your projects do — including, possibly, you.
Copy-Paste Architecture
CS3103's checksum and TCP packet logic is lifted from an external gist with attribution. Bold of you to call it an 'implementation' when the hard parts are someone else's.
Ghost Profile
0 followers, 0 following, 0 stars, 0 forks, 2 PRs all year. You joined GitHub and proceeded to have absolutely no impact on any other human being's code.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight16F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
8 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript69%
- Go20%
- Python8%
- HTML1%
- CSS1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
11
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2024
05 · Top repos
WilkinsAng /
CS3103
Academic coursework project implementing traceroute with geolocation lookup. Untyped Python, no tests/CI/docs/license, 4 commits in 1-2 days. Functional raw socket implementation borrowed from external sources.
WilkinsAng /
pe
Early-stage personal project (6 days old, 26/30 commits), untyped language, no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Scaffold-like with 23 MB codebase but no README or supporting documentation to convey purpose.
WilkinsAng /
gitmastery-WilkinsAng-remote-control
Minimal experimental repo with 6 commits over 2 days containing only unstructured data files (fruits.txt, drinks.txt, shapes.txt, colours.txt). No code, documentation, tests, or project structure — appears to be a learning exercise or scaffolding.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 17, 2024Joined GitHub
- Apr 11, 2025Created pe
- Jul 29, 2025Created gitmastery-WilkinsAng-remote-control
- Oct 5, 2025Created CS3103 — A small project on traceroute with geographical info
- Oct 6, 2025Most recent push to CS3103
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.