01 · Roasts
Haunted Heatmap
52 weeks of heatmap data, and 46 of them are pure void. Your commit graph looks less like a developer's and more like a heart monitor for a ghost.
Hardcoded for Nobody
ML-CarSim ships with 'C:/Users/willi/' baked into the source. That's not a repo — that's a personal diary that accidentally got pushed to GitHub.
The Eternal Simulation Re-Run
You wrote the same car simulator twice — once in Python, once in C++ — and neither has a README. The car can drive; the developer apparently cannot explain where they're going.
Test-Free Zone
0 tests across all 3 repos. Zero. The AI trains itself to drive, but nobody trained any part of this codebase to verify it works.
Community of One
0 followers, 1 PR in a year, 0 issues. Even your 4 'following' accounts don't follow back. GitHub is a social network and you are in solitary confinement.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight39F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
9 active days
Language distribution
- C++93%
- Python3%
- C2%
- CMake1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
50
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Sep 2023
05 · Top repos
Will-6543 /
ML-CarSim
A-Level NEA project implementing a racetrack simulator with neural network AI using neuroevolution. Typed C++ with multi-threaded rendering and car physics, but lacks README, tests, CI, and license. Modest scope with ~50 commits over 11 months.
Will-6543 /
CarSimInitialPython
A-Level CS project: racetrack simulator with car physics, procedural track generation, and Pygame rendering. Unfinished early-stage work lacking README, tests, CI, license, documentation, and type hints despite Python.
Will-6543 /
Agentic-AI
Educational bootcamp project demonstrating agentic AI with Google Gemini API integration. Includes basic chatbot, email handler, and SMTP server examples. No tests, CI, or type hints; minimal documentation beyond README.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 14, 2023Joined GitHub
- Aug 9, 2024Created CarSimInitialPython — Initial Attempt at A-Level Comuter Science NEA: Racetrack with machine learning and networking
- Sep 25, 2024Created ML-CarSim — Final Project A-Level Comuter Science NEA: Racetrack with machine learning and networking
- Oct 10, 2025Created Agentic-AI — Agentic AI bootcamp course
- Oct 13, 2025Most recent push to Agentic-AI
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.