01 · Roasts
The Account Is Younger Than Your AFK Bot
You joined GitHub on July 16, 2026, and McAfk was born August 6 — your most ambitious project appeared 21 days after your account. The heatmap is literally empty for 47 of 52 weeks. Bold strategy.
Three Repos, One Pattern
README=yes, TESTS=no, CI=no, TYPED=no — all three repos, zero exceptions. You've achieved perfect consistency, just not the kind that scores well.
The Profile Repo Is a Vibe, Not a Project
YazdanInfo scored a depth of 5 and quality of 10. It's 3KB of badges. Even the stats widget showing your commit count is pulling harder than the repo it lives in.
92% Solo Artist
0 external PRs, 2 issues, 92% solo commits. Your GitHub social graph is you, yourself, and a Telegram bot that talks to Minecraft. Collaboration: not detected.
HTML Is 67% of Your Soul
Two languages — HTML and JavaScript — both web-only. Your entire linguistic portfolio fits in a browser tab. Yazdan, the terminal is calling.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
14 active days
Language distribution
- HTML67%
- JavaScript33%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
150
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Jul 2026
05 · Top repos
YazdanInfo /
YazdanInfo.github.io
Personal GitHub Pages portfolio site with bilingual landing page and encoder tool; minimal stars but functional, well-structured HTML+CSS with SEO metadata and working project subpages.
YazdanInfo /
McAfk
Telegram-based Minecraft AFK bot using mineflayer (4k LOC). Typed language missing, no tests/CI, but functional with structured README, clear design, and multi-file architecture spanning 30 commits in one week.
YazdanInfo /
YazdanInfo
Empty scaffold repo with only a GitHub stats README; 3KB, no source code, no tests, CI, or license. Created Jul 2026, 3 commits in 30 days. No functional project.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 16, 2026Joined GitHub
- Jul 16, 2026Created YazdanInfo
- Jul 16, 2026Created YazdanInfo.github.io — files for my github pages website and guide to how to make your own website using github pages
- Aug 6, 2026Created McAfk — Afk player bot with node.js and mineflayer with telegram bot interface
- Aug 13, 2026Most recent push to McAfk
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.