01 · Roasts
60% PLpgSQL and Counting
Your language breakdown is 60% PLpgSQL — meaning your biggest contribution to the codebase is database schema, not application logic. Your SQL is carrying the whole squad.
feedbriar-api: The One-Day Wonder
feedbriar-api clocks in at 11 KB with all 5 meaningful commits pushed in a single day (2026-08-12). No README, no tests, no license. It's less a project and more a very ambitious afternoon.
Zero Tests Across the Board
Not a single repo in your portfolio has HAS_TESTS=yes. WrenchLog has 'integration tests' mentioned in the summary but the flag says otherwise. You're shipping blindfolded.
3 Followers, 0 PRs, 100% Solo
soloPct=100, totalPRsYear=0, followers=3. Your GitHub presence is a private island. Even your mom hasn't starred anything.
Dead Zone Summer
Weeks 35–41 on your heatmap are a graveyard — all zeros for nearly two months straight. You didn't ghost a person, you ghosted your own repos.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
241 active days
Language distribution
- PLpgSQL60%
- C#16%
- JavaScript13%
- Java5%
- TypeScript3%
- HTML1%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
206
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Oct 2021
05 · Top repos
YourGothDaddy /
wrenchLog
Spring Boot REST API for vehicle maintenance tracking with JWT auth, service logs, reminders, and electrical diagnostics. Well-structured, typed, documented, with CI/CD and integration tests but no active adoption.
YourGothDaddy /
wrenchlog-frontend
React + Vite SPA frontend for WrenchLog auto maintenance platform. Typed-eligible but untyped JavaScript; comprehensive multi-tab dashboard (service logs, files, notes, reminders, electrical diagnostics); HAS_CI running build on push; thin external visibility (0 stars, 0 forks) but part of full-stack project.
YourGothDaddy /
feedbriar-web
Bare Vite+React+TypeScript template scaffold for a League of Legends champion build guide viewer. Minimal commits, unpolished README (generic boilerplate), no tests/CI, but typed and structured with real UI logic consuming a backend API.
YourGothDaddy /
feedbriar-api
Early-stage ASP.NET Core API scaffold for League of Legends champion build data; 11 KB, 5 of 30 commits in one day, no tests/CI/docs/license, minimal viable structure.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 15, 2021Joined GitHub
- May 29, 2026Created wrenchLog — Full-stack automobile maintenance and garage trackingplatform.
- May 29, 2026Created wrenchlog-frontend — Full-stack auto maintenance and garage trackingplatform's front-end
- Aug 12, 2026Created feedbriar-api
- Aug 12, 2026Created feedbriar-web
- Aug 24, 2026Most recent push to wrenchlog-frontend
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.