01 · Roasts
The Vanishing Act
shadowvault: 5 commits in 6 days, then gone forever. SuperStore_API: radio silence since 2023. Your repos are less 'portfolio' and more 'crime scenes with no follow-up investigation.'
42% Swift, 0% Swift Repos
Swift makes up 42% of your language bytes but there's not a single iOS repo in sight. You're hiding your main career behind private repos while showing the world three half-finished side projects.
Zero Commits This Year
totalCommitsYear = 0. The heatmap shows you had genuine momentum last year — weeks of solid daily commits — and then just... stopped. You know how to show up; you've just chosen not to.
victoria-claims: The Folder That Escaped
No README, no .gitignore, no tests, no license, 30 commits in 5 days, then silence. This is what happens when a client deadline and a GitHub account occupy the same body.
TODO: Unit Tests (circa 2020)
SuperStore_API's README literally documents a TODO for unit tests — written in 2020 and still unfulfilled as of the last commit in 2023. That TODO has now been aging for 5 years. It has seniority.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight30F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
185 active days
Language distribution
- Swift42%
- PHP25%
- TypeScript20%
- CSS4%
- JavaScript3%
- HTML3%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
13
Joined GitHub
Mar 2018
05 · Top repos
Zakariya1057 /
shadowvault
ShadowVault is a personal TypeScript CLI tool for managing environment variables on AWS S3. Well-typed and tested with CI, but only 1 star and 5 recent commits suggest early-stage experimentation without demonstrated adoption.
Zakariya1057 /
SuperStore_API
Laravel grocery list & product review API with sanitization, promotions, and authentication. Typed PHP, structured codebase, and README present, but no CI/tests, minimal adoption (1 star), and last activity 3 years old.
Zakariya1057 /
victoria-claims
Early-stage insurance claims website with vanilla JS form handling and CSS styling. New repo (5 days old), no README, no tests, no license, minimal architectural maturity. Appears to be a commercial site-in-progress rather than a reusable project.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 28, 2018Joined GitHub
- Nov 18, 2020Created SuperStore_API — SuperStore Laravel API
- Aug 10, 2023Created shadowvault — ShadowVault streamlines the process of managing and distributing environment variables, ensuring they remain in the safety of your personal cloud storage. From devs to devs, it's t
- Mar 12, 2025Created victoria-claims
- Mar 17, 2025Most recent push to victoria-claims
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.