01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Disappearing Act
Weeks 7–18 look like you were training for a commit marathon. Then nothing — 30+ consecutive weeks of zeroes. Did you graduate, or just discover Netflix?
README? Never Heard of Her
private-vps-hosting: 44 KB of boilerplate, a Dockerfile, strict TypeScript tsconfig… and not a single word explaining what it does. A README takes 10 minutes. The silence is a choice.
The Frontend Phantom
Food-Delivery's README literally says 'go look at another repo for the backend.' You shipped half a product and redirected users to find the other half themselves. Bold strategy.
6 Stars Across 44 Repos
That's 0.13 stars per repo on average. Statistically, you're rounding to zero. The internet has spoken — very quietly.
3 PRs, 0 Issues, 1 Follower
Your community footprint is so light it's basically theoretical. You've been on GitHub since December 2023 and the network effect has not yet detected you.
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Zoral
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zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight20F
- Consistency20% weight25F
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight30F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
52 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript58%
- TypeScript39%
- CSS2%
- C++0%
- HTML0%
- Java0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
31
Commits
last 12 months
81
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Dec 2023
05 · Top repos
Zenitssuu /
Design-Patterns
Educational code examples demonstrating SOLID principles and design patterns in C++/Java. Minimal documentation, no tests or CI, recently created (5 days old), shows pedagogical intent with before/after comparisons but lacks production maturity.
Zenitssuu /
Food-Delivery
A food delivery app frontend (React/Vite) with no backend integration docs, no tests/CI, untyped code, and a minimal README redirecting to another repo. Client-only project with working Auth0 integration and basic architectural structure but thin documentation and no clear production readiness.
Zenitssuu /
private-vps-hosting
Empty scaffold: boilerplate Express + React fullstack with no documentation, single commit (2026-01-31), zero stars/forks. Typed but unfinished, no meaningful project intent communicated.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 20, 2023Joined GitHub
- Sep 6, 2024Created Food-Delivery — Food Delivery App
- Jan 30, 2026Created Design-Patterns
- Jan 31, 2026Created private-vps-hosting
- Feb 4, 2026Most recent push to Design-Patterns
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.