01 · Roasts
The 14-Minute Maestro
AlexandreVehicleChallenge was born and died in 14 minutes — 5 commits, 15:06 and it was done. That's not a project, that's a LinkedIn reply that accidentally got version-controlled.
95% Jupyter, 0% Tests
Your entire GitHub is essentially one giant notebook. Not a single HAS_TESTS=yes across all five analyzed repos. Cells are running. Tests are not. The computer believes you — do you?
The Honest README Award
ingredient-NER's README literally says 'I didn't get the position.' Most devs hide their abandoned interview projects. You committed them and documented the L. Respect, but also, yikes.
Community of One
0 PRs opened, 0 issues filed, 0 external contributions in the past year. 26 followers watch you build things entirely for yourself. It's not open source, it's open secret.
The Ghost Heatmap
70 commits across a full year produces a heatmap that looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with most dots missing. Only ~15 non-zero weeks out of 52 — the grid is basically a ghost town with occasional bursts.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight39F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
23 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook95%
- Python5%
- JavaScript0%
- HTML0%
- CSS0%
- Cuda0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
17
Commits
last 12 months
70
Followers
26
Joined GitHub
Apr 2020
05 · Top repos
ZeroMeOut /
PPO-with-custom-lander-environment
Personal RL learning project: custom pygame lander game trained with stable-baselines3 PPO. Typed Python, documented README, structured env/game_core layout. No tests, CI, or license. ~2.5KB codebase shows focused scope but limited maturity.
ZeroMeOut /
Flow-Match-EEG
Research exploration repo testing flow-matching vs direct prediction for EEG artifact removal. Has clear scientific contribution (README documents results and methodology) with 901 MB of code and data, but no tests, CI, or license; untyped Jupyter notebooks with PyTorch models.
ZeroMeOut /
SkeletonSAM2
Barebones FastAPI segmentation wrapper around Meta's SAM2 with untyped Python, no tests/CI/license, minimal documentation, and straightforward image upload + processing UI. Personal experimental project.
ZeroMeOut /
AlexandreVehicleChallenge
Personal ML experiment combining supervised contrastive learning with prototype-based classification for tabular data prediction, achieving 85.10% CV accuracy. Typed Python with structured code but minimal documentation and no tests.
ZeroMeOut /
ingredient-NER
Personal one-off NER project built for interview prep. Unfinished with stub main.py, no tests/CI, minimal docs, and incomplete notebook cells. 8 commits over 10 days on ~1.3MB codebase mixing Jupyter and Python training scripts using HuggingFace transformers.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 8, 2020Joined GitHub
- Aug 23, 2024Created SkeletonSAM2 — A barebones FastAPI image segmentation app using Meta's SAM2
- May 30, 2025Created PPO-with-custom-lander-environment — Using PPO to train a lander in a custom environment
- Aug 23, 2025Created Flow-Match-EEG — Exploration of Flow Matching for Cleaning EEG Artifacts
- Mar 30, 2026Created ingredient-NER
- Apr 12, 2026Created AlexandreVehicleChallenge
- Apr 20, 2026Most recent push to PPO-with-custom-lander-environment
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.