01 · Roasts
The Invisible Coder
50 public commits, 0 stars, 0 followers, 0 forks — your GitHub exists in a sealed vacuum. Even your watchlist_monitor's CI runs on a schedule that nobody but a cron job will ever read.
License? Never Heard of Her
Three repos, three interesting projects, zero licenses. Congrats — legally, nobody can use brown-safety-hub, Bloom_pot_model, or watchlist_monitor. Copyright defaults to you, which is maximally useless for open source.
Night Owl Hermit
70% of commits land after dark and 93% are solo. You're essentially a one-person underground lab that opens its doors once every few months and then goes dark again for weeks.
Burst-and-Ghost
watchlist_monitor clocked 8 of its 30 commits in a 2-day sprint. Bloom_pot_model did 20 commits in a 10-day window. The heatmap is 49 weeks of silence bookended by two brief explosions of effort.
Almost There, Every Time
brown-safety-hub has TypeScript, Zod schemas, Supabase, a live map, and an admin dashboard — and still no tests, no CI, no license. It's like baking a perfect cake and then refusing to put it in the oven.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight61C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
16 active days
Language distribution
- Python54%
- TypeScript27%
- CSS12%
- HTML6%
- JavaScript1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
50
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2024
05 · Top repos
Zxnnkj77 /
brown-safety-hub
TypeScript full-stack campus safety app (React + Express + Supabase) with structured architecture, API client, admin dashboard, and database schema. Clean code organization but no tests or CI, limited deployment readiness.
Zxnnkj77 /
watchlist_monitor
Personal portfolio project: stock watchlist monitoring MVP with news aggregation, market snapshots, event classification, and HTML/JSON briefing generation. Typed Python with CI/tests, but zero adoption signals (0 stars, 0 forks, 42 KB, 8 of 30 commits).
Zxnnkj77 /
Bloom_pot_model
Personal IoT plant-watering controller model with JSON-based data catalogs, deterministic replay testing, and calibration search. Typed Python with structured schemas, tests, and comprehensive internal documentation but no external visibility or adoption signals.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 2, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jan 12, 2026Created brown-safety-hub — a safety add-on to the current brown university app
- Mar 30, 2026Created Bloom_pot_model
- Apr 15, 2026Created watchlist_monitor — Send u a report of a news for a watchlist you enter
- Apr 17, 2026Most recent push to watchlist_monitor
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.