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abelanger5

abelanger5

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The 150 PRs Nobody Talks About

You filed 150 pull requests in a year but have 46 followers. You're doing serious open-source work in complete anonymity — like shouting into a void, but with merge conflicts.

Blog Post Factory

All three scored repos exist purely to accompany blog posts. postgres-fair-queue, postgres-events-table, postgres-fast-inserts — great for SEO, less great as a portfolio. The README IS the product.

84% Graveyard

staleRepoRatio of 0.84 means 84% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's less a GitHub profile and more a digital cemetery with a fresh grave in the corner.

Tests? Never Heard of Her

Zero test files across all three scored repos. You typed your Go structs religiously but drew the line at writing a single unit test. Extremely on-brand for blog-post code.

Following: 0

You follow zero people on GitHub. Either you're supremely self-sufficient or you've mistaken a social coding platform for a private diary. The jury's still out.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    31F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    50D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    50D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

256 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • HTML57%
  • Go12%
  • JavaScript12%
  • TypeScript12%
  • Python6%
  • Shell1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

19

Commits

last 12 months

271

Followers

46

Joined GitHub

Jan 2017

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 31, 2017
    Joined GitHub
  2. Apr 13, 2024
    Created postgres-fair-queue
  3. Nov 20, 2024
    Created postgres-events-table
  4. May 15, 2025
    Created postgres-fast-inserts — Benchmarks for Postgres inserts with Go, pgx and sqlc
  5. May 15, 2025
    Most recent push to postgres-fast-inserts

07 · Compare

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abelanger5 · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total43.5
Top-end curve+1.1
Final overall44.6

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
abelanger5 · 44.6/100 — Rate My GitHub