01 · Roasts
The 150 PRs Nobody Talks About
You filed 150 pull requests in a year but have 46 followers. You're doing serious open-source work in complete anonymity — like shouting into a void, but with merge conflicts.
Blog Post Factory
All three scored repos exist purely to accompany blog posts. postgres-fair-queue, postgres-events-table, postgres-fast-inserts — great for SEO, less great as a portfolio. The README IS the product.
84% Graveyard
staleRepoRatio of 0.84 means 84% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's less a GitHub profile and more a digital cemetery with a fresh grave in the corner.
Tests? Never Heard of Her
Zero test files across all three scored repos. You typed your Go structs religiously but drew the line at writing a single unit test. Extremely on-brand for blog-post code.
Following: 0
You follow zero people on GitHub. Either you're supremely self-sufficient or you've mistaken a social coding platform for a private diary. The jury's still out.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight31F
- Consistency20% weight50D
- Quality20% weight50D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
256 active days
Language distribution
- HTML57%
- Go12%
- JavaScript12%
- TypeScript12%
- Python6%
- Shell1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
19
Commits
last 12 months
271
Followers
46
Joined GitHub
Jan 2017
05 · Top repos
abelanger5 /
postgres-events-table
Blog-post companion CLI tool demonstrating PostgreSQL event table patterns with typed Go, structured multi-command architecture, and database integration—minimal maturity (3 of 30 commits in 1 day), no tests or CI.
abelanger5 /
postgres-fair-queue
Blog post companion repo demonstrating PostgreSQL-backed fair queueing in Go with multiple polling strategies (FIFO, round-robin, concurrency). Typed, has schema + CLI, but minimal maturity and no tests/CI.
abelanger5 /
postgres-fast-inserts
Postgres insert benchmarking tool in Go with sqlc and pgx; minimal audience (4 stars, published May 2025), one-week burst project accompanying a blog post, but well-typed and structured with documented strategies.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 31, 2017Joined GitHub
- Apr 13, 2024Created postgres-fair-queue
- Nov 20, 2024Created postgres-events-table
- May 15, 2025Created postgres-fast-inserts — Benchmarks for Postgres inserts with Go, pgx and sqlc
- May 15, 2025Most recent push to postgres-fast-inserts
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.