01 · Roasts
The 13-Minute Degree
Three of your repos (comp61011, comp61021, Text-Mining) were created AND last-pushed on the same day — Feb 28, 2026 — with timestamps spanning minutes. Your MSc, apparently, ships faster than a Lambda cold start.
96% Jupyter, 4% Ambition
Jupyter Notebook accounts for 96% of your codebase by bytes. apex-platform is genuinely impressive, but it's buried under an avalanche of .ipynb files with hardcoded `/Users/abhishekbagde/` paths. Production engineer by day, notebook hoarder by night.
Stars Collected, Community Deflected
13 total stars across 13 repos, 0 forks, 3 followers, and 0 issues filed all year. You've built what appears to be a walled garden — 94% solo commits and zero community engagement means nobody knows this work exists.
apex-platform Carrying the Whole Portfolio
Remove apex-platform and your profile's quality score craters to the low 30s. One well-architected IDP repo with 9 Terraform modules and CI is doing the heavy lifting for six repos that have no tests, no CI, and were born in a single afternoon.
The Heatmap of Silence
46 public commits in a year, and the heatmap looks like a starfield — a single pixel here, a cluster there, then weeks of void. privateWorkLikely saves your Consistency score from the floor, but that's a charity call, not a compliment.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
14 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook96%
- TypeScript1%
- HCL1%
- JavaScript1%
- Python1%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
46
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Apr 2019
05 · Top repos
abhishekbagde /
apex-platform
Production-grade Internal Developer Platform with 9 reusable Terraform modules, OPA/Azure policies, golden path templates, and CI/CD pipeline templates. Typed infrastructure-as-code with comprehensive tests, documentation, and compliance automation.
abhishekbagde /
cifar10-classification-cnn-vs-sift
Educational Jupyter notebook project comparing CNN and SIFT approaches for CIFAR-10 image classification. Minimal adoption (2 stars), no tests/CI, but includes structured notebooks and basic documentation.
abhishekbagde /
Text-Mining-Relation-Extraction
Academic relation extraction project with multiple methodologies (BREDS, DocRED, SemEval), typed BREDS submodule with CI/tests, but minimal overall maturity: 1 star, created Feb 28 2026, only 2 recent commits over ~12 min span.
abhishekbagde /
thesis-photogrammetry-open-source
MSc thesis project on photogrammetry for cultural heritage using SfM (COLMAP, NeRO, NeuS). Includes preprocessing scripts, analysis tools, and comparative results but lacks tests, CI, typed Python, and reproducibility documentation with hardcoded paths.
abhishekbagde /
comp61021-vae-coursework
Coursework submission with 4 Jupyter notebooks implementing VAE on MNIST. Created in ~13 minutes with minimal commits, no CI/tests/license. Documented README but pedagogical scope limits impact beyond single assignment.
abhishekbagde /
abhishekbagde
GitHub profile README linking to 6 named projects (apex-platform, azure-devops-java-sdk, etc.). This repo itself is a one-shot profile document with no source code, 5 KB size, 4 commits in 1 day.
abhishekbagde /
comp61011-ml-foundations
Academic coursework submission: two Jupyter notebooks for ML assignments (Ridge Regression, CNN). Single-day commit history, minimal stars, no tests/CI. Documented but unpolished student work.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 22, 2019Joined GitHub
- May 7, 2024Created cifar10-classification-cnn-vs-sift — CNN and CV SIFT Approaches for image classification
- Feb 28, 2026Created comp61011-ml-foundations — Foundations of Machine Learning assignments (COMP61011, University of Manchester) - Ridge Regression & CNN from scratch
- Feb 28, 2026Created comp61021-vae-coursework — COMP61021 Representation Learning – CW2: Variational Autoencoder (VAE) with PyTorch
- Feb 28, 2026Created Text-Mining-Relation-Extraction
- Feb 28, 2026Created thesis-photogrammetry-open-source
- Apr 7, 2026Created apex-platform — A production-grade Internal Developer Platform on Azure
- Apr 7, 2026Created abhishekbagde — GitHub Profile README
- Apr 8, 2026Most recent push to abhishekbagde
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.