01 · Roasts
Commit Archaeology
Your 'abubekersh' profile README logged 22 commits in roughly one hour. That's not development — that's a man furiously hitting Save on a Word document and calling it engineering.
Ghost Town Heatmap
Weeks 5 through 23 of your contribution heatmap are a barren wasteland. 93 commits in a year means you averaged 1.8 per week — spread across bursts so sparse the calendar looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with most dots missing.
cafe-menu: The Vaporware Course
cafe-menu was created on 2026-01-13 and last pushed on 2026-01-13 — 0 KB, zero files. You opened the restaurant, forgot to build the kitchen, and locked the door on the way out.
Solo Artist, No Audience
0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 100% solo commits. You've been on GitHub since November 2022 and have made exactly zero impression on the outside world. The community doesn't know you exist — and at this rate, neither does your git log.
PHP Monolith in Disguise
Six languages listed, but PHP + Blade eat 76% of your bytes. The C and JavaScript are rounding errors on a Laravel portfolio that has shipped nothing with a star to its name.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight10F
- Consistency20% weight25F
- Quality20% weight12F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
27 active days
Language distribution
- PHP41%
- Blade35%
- JavaScript8%
- C6%
- CSS6%
- HTML4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
24
Commits
last 12 months
93
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2022
05 · Top repos
abubekersh /
cafe_kiro
Early-stage cafe website template with admin panel; minimal commits (2 of 30 days), no documentation, no tests/CI/license, untyped JavaScript with hardcoded credentials and localStorage-only persistence.
abubekersh /
abubekersh
Personal GitHub profile README (empty scaffold) with no source code, no tests, no CI, created 2026-05-10 with 22 commits in ~1.5 hours. Purely decorative portfolio introduction with no substantive project content.
abubekersh /
cafe-menu
Empty scaffold with zero files, no commits since creation, and no documentation. Repo initialized 2026-01-13 with no development activity.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 10, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jan 13, 2026Created cafe-menu
- Jan 13, 2026Created cafe_kiro
- May 10, 2026Created abubekersh
- May 10, 2026Most recent push to abubekersh
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.