01 · Roasts
Commit Hibernation Champion
39 commits in a year, with a 30-week dead zone in the middle of the heatmap. You woke up for the last 12 weeks and called it a year — respect the nap, I guess.
Notebook Hoarder
68% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks. That's not a portfolio, that's a semester of homework that forgot to graduate.
Test-Free Zone
Zero tests across every single repo. RecruitME coaches people on public speaking but can't even assert that a function returns the right value.
CI? Never Heard of Her
No CI pipeline on any project. The bravest deploy button in the west. 'It worked on my machine' is apparently the entire QA process.
3 Total Stars, 2 Projects
GlobeGate has 1 star — likely self-starred — and RecruitME has 0. The market has spoken in a very quiet voice.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
111 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook68%
- HTML14%
- TypeScript6%
- XSLT3%
- TeX2%
- Go2%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
39
Followers
18
Joined GitHub
Jul 2023
05 · Top repos
abzzer /
RecruitME
Young TypeScript+React SaaS prototype for real-time speech coaching using Azure/OpenAI, with live metrics (WPM, pauses, fillers) and MediaPipe body analysis. Structured codebase with meaningful README, but sparse tests, incomplete backend, and pre-launch stage.
abzzer /
GlobeGate-Web-App
TypeScript Next.js fintech demo app with balance/transfer UI, Zustand state management, and Tailwind styling. Single-star repo with boilerplate README and minimal production indicators.
abzzer /
abzzer
Personal profile repository with no project code. Contains only a README with social links and brief bio. No source files, tests, CI, or license. Repository is effectively a placeholder for personal information rather than a software project.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 17, 2023Joined GitHub
- Apr 13, 2024Created GlobeGate-Web-App
- Apr 29, 2024Created abzzer — README
- Oct 10, 2025Created RecruitME
- Mar 7, 2026Most recent push to abzzer
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.