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#952 — Top 20.3%

abzzer

abzzer

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Commit Hibernation Champion

39 commits in a year, with a 30-week dead zone in the middle of the heatmap. You woke up for the last 12 weeks and called it a year — respect the nap, I guess.

Notebook Hoarder

68% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks. That's not a portfolio, that's a semester of homework that forgot to graduate.

Test-Free Zone

Zero tests across every single repo. RecruitME coaches people on public speaking but can't even assert that a function returns the right value.

CI? Never Heard of Her

No CI pipeline on any project. The bravest deploy button in the west. 'It worked on my machine' is apparently the entire QA process.

3 Total Stars, 2 Projects

GlobeGate has 1 star — likely self-starred — and RecruitME has 0. The market has spoken in a very quiet voice.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    20F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    35F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

111 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Jupyter Notebook68%
  • HTML14%
  • TypeScript6%
  • XSLT3%
  • TeX2%
  • Go2%
  • Other5%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

8

Commits

last 12 months

39

Followers

18

Joined GitHub

Jul 2023

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jul 17, 2023
    Joined GitHub
  2. Apr 13, 2024
    Created GlobeGate-Web-App
  3. Apr 29, 2024
    Created abzzer — README
  4. Oct 10, 2025
    Created RecruitME
  5. Mar 7, 2026
    Most recent push to abzzer

07 · Compare

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abzzer · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total30.5
Top-end curve+0.2
Final overall30.7

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
abzzer · 30.7/100 — Rate My GitHub