01 · Roasts
Test suite on airplane mode
All three highlighted repos ship README-backed functionality, but every one reports no tests and no CI.
JavaScript monoculture
93% of tracked bytes are JavaScript; the rest is mostly presentation and template glue.
Quiet public calendar
29 public commits this year and long blank heatmap stretches make the visible cadence look intermittent.
Products, not applause
Three named projects show shipping range, but the strongest listed repo has just 1 star and the desktop app has 4.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight44D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
13 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript93%
- CSS3%
- HTML2%
- EJS2%
- Handlebars0%
- Go Template0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
14
Commits
last 12 months
29
Followers
232
Joined GitHub
Jan 2021
05 · Top repos
acarfx /
spotify-listener-self-bot
A documented JavaScript Discord self-bot with a concrete multi-account voice/RPC workflow and claimed Rentia production use, but minimal adoption, no tests or CI, and limited implementation scope.
acarfx /
cf-zerotrust-manager
A documented Electron desktop app with a local REST API for Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnels, DNS, Workers, Pages, keys, security controls, and audit logging; substantial functionality is offset by low adoption, untyped JavaScript, and no tests or CI.
acarfx /
Paper-Discord
A documented, non-trivial JavaScript Discord framework with multibot orchestration, plugin loading, MongoDB settings, dashboard APIs, and hot reload, but only 2 stars and no tests, CI, or license.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 7, 2021Joined GitHub
- Sep 14, 2023Created spotify-listener-self-bot — Keep multiple Discord accounts online in voice channels with realistic, rotating Spotify Rich Presence. Each token picks a different track from album data, never drops offline, aut
- Jan 27, 2026Created Paper-Discord — Paper Discord is a highly scalable, plugin-based Discord bot framework built with discord.js v14+. (Coming soon v15)
- Sep 1, 2026Created cf-zerotrust-manager — Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnel subdomain manager (Electron GUI + REST API server)
- Sep 10, 2026Most recent push to spotify-listener-self-bot
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.