01 · Roasts
The Darkness Dashboard
Your heatmap looks like a city blackout — 40 of 52 weeks are completely dark. You committed 127 times this year, but apparently only when the moon was right.
README? Never Heard of Her
Two of your three repos have zero documentation. acelnt.github.io has existed since June 2021 — nearly 5 years — and still can't be bothered to have a README.
The 512-Byte Wonder
MBR-Tetris is legitimately cool, but it's also your deepest project. When a single-file bootloader is your portfolio's crown jewel, that says something.
Solo Artist, Forever
soloPct=100. Not one collaborator across nine repos. GitHub is a social network and you've treated it like a private diary.
The Eternal Scaffold
TextAdventureEditorWebsite was created April 7, 2026 with 1 commit, a blank README, and 0 KB of code. It's a repo about a future repo. Inception, but sadder.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight30F
- Quality20% weight18F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
33 active days
Language distribution
- C#88%
- C6%
- GDScript2%
- Assembly2%
- Python2%
- Makefile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
127
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
Mar 2020
05 · Top repos
acelnt /
acelnt.github.io
Personal website built with HTML/CSS/JS (571 KB), sparse documentation, minimal public adoption (1 star), but shows 23 commits over ~4.7 years with recent activity (last push April 2026).
acelnt /
MBR-Tetris
Bare-metal x86 assembly Tetris implementation (512 bytes bootable). No documentation, tests, or version control pattern. One-off demo project with minimal adoption footprint.
acelnt /
TextAdventureEditorWebsite
Empty scaffold created 2026-04-07 with minimal commit activity (1 of last 30), empty README, no files sampled, 0 stars. Repo appears to be initial placeholder with no meaningful implementation.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 26, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jun 2, 2021Created acelnt.github.io — My Website
- Dec 10, 2025Created MBR-Tetris
- Apr 7, 2026Created TextAdventureEditorWebsite
- Apr 12, 2026Most recent push to acelnt.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.