01 · Roasts
Time Capsule Developer
Your most recent push was June 4, 2012 — over 12 years ago. Your GitHub is less of a portfolio and more of a archaeological dig site for early CodeIgniter artifacts.
The 100% PHP Purist
Every single byte across all 6 repos is PHP. Not a README.md in a different markup, not a stray shell script. Pure, uncut, 2011-era PHP. Brave commitment to a deprecated framework.
Test-Free Zone
ag-auth, ag-asset, ag-model — zero tests across the board. You shipped an authentication library used by 140 people with hardcoded SQL queries and no test coverage. That's a threat, not a portfolio.
The Sprint-and-Ghost
ag-model lasted 1 week. ag-asset lasted 1 month. ag-auth lasted 3 years but hasn't seen a commit since 2012. Your development strategy was: sprint hard, ghost indefinitely.
90 Followers, 0 Commits
You have 90 followers but posted 0 commits in the past year — or the past decade, really. Those followers are still waiting for the sequel to the CodeIgniter authentication saga.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight34F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- PHP100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
90
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
adamgriffiths /
ag-auth
Legacy CodeIgniter authentication library from 2009–2012 with 140 stars. Untyped PHP, no tests/CI, thin documentation, and security concerns (hardcoded SQL queries, weak hash function). Effectively abandoned for 12+ years.
adamgriffiths /
ag-asset
CodeIgniter asset-loading spark from 2011 with minimal adoption (5 stars, 1 fork). Works functionally but lacks tests, CI, license, gitignore, and type hints. Archived after 1 month of development.
adamgriffiths /
ag-model
Minimal CodeIgniter model extension with 4 stars, 1-week lifecycle (2011), no tests/CI, single-file core logic, and one-sentence README. Tutorial-grade educational artifact.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 7, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 15, 2009Created ag-auth — The Easiest Authentication Library for the CodeIgniter PHP Framework.
- Aug 21, 2011Created ag-asset
- Aug 24, 2011Created ag-model — ag-model is a basic extended model for CodeIgniter applications with some basic functionality included.
- Jun 4, 2012Most recent push to ag-auth
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.