01 · Roasts
README.md: Just '1'
Weather-App's README contains the single character '1' as its entire documentation. That's not minimalism — that's forgetting to open the file before committing.
Heatmap of Void
52 weeks, 364 squares, every single one is empty. The GitHub contribution graph looks like a whiteboard before a standup that never happened.
2-Day Eurocode Speedrun
Claude-test- has 8 commits crammed into 48 hours with 7 named service classes and Eurocode 3 clause references — impressive burst, zero follow-through. Structural engineers worldwide remain unaware.
Solo Island
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues — the account is hermetically sealed. GitHub is a social platform and you've turned it into a private USB drive.
License? Never Heard of Her
Not a single one of your 9 repos has a license. Technically nobody can legally use, copy, or modify any of your code. Bold strategy for someone publishing public repos.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Python68%
- CSS11%
- HTML11%
- JavaScript10%
- Makefile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Mar 2025
05 · Top repos
adidbh05 /
Claude-test-
Early-stage Eurocode 3 (EN 1993) steel design chat application with FastAPI backend, SQLite persistence, and mock LLM. Typed Python, structured multi-file layout, and meaningful project documentation (README, .env.example). ~95 KB, 8 recent commits over 2 days. No tests, CI, or license; experimental but non-trivial sco
adidbh05 /
Weather-App
Minimal weather app scaffold with 12 KB codebase, no tests/CI, sparse README ("1" as only content), and alternate docs (design.md, ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md) that appear underdeveloped. 4 commits across 6 months suggest experimental learning project.
adidbh05 /
h
Personal portfolio website (HTML/CSS/JS). Zero stars, single commit on first day (2025-11-18), no tests, CI, or license. Presents student resume with experience and project summaries—a one-shot dump, not a sustained project.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 9, 2025Joined GitHub
- Sep 10, 2025Created Weather-App — Live changes to weather in the UK
- Nov 18, 2025Created h
- Jan 28, 2026Created Claude-test- — Initial project setup: Eurocode 3 structural design chat application
- Mar 18, 2026Most recent push to Weather-App
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.