01 · Roasts
Profile Polisher
15 of your most active commits are in your own profile README — updating skill badges is not engineering, it's scrapbooking. Your most-committed repo is a config file.
Born Yesterday (Literally)
tapelist was created and last committed on the exact same day (2026-03-21). That's not shipping — that's uploading. Come back when it has a second commit.
1 Star, 27 Repos
27 public repos, 1 total star, 1 total fork. The math is not mathing. The universe has noticed your code and collectively decided to keep scrolling.
Systems Engineer, No Tests
Bio says 'Media Systems Engineer' but not a single repo across all three scored projects has HAS_TESTS=yes. Systems engineers who don't test are just optimists with keyboards.
Joined 2024, Already Stalling
119 commits in a year with privateWorkLikely=true is your saving grace — but the public heatmap has more zeros than a hedge fund's charity budget. Show your work.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight23F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
77 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript43%
- C#42%
- C++6%
- Python4%
- C2%
- HTML1%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
119
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Aug 2024
05 · Top repos
adrievx /
tapelist
LTO tape filelist generator written in C# with structured class design, typed code, and CLI option parsing—functional but extremely fresh (2 of 30 commits, 1 star, created today).
adrievx /
torkeygen
Single-file PowerShell utility for Tor v3 keypair generation; minimal scope, one-shot dump with no tests, CI, or structured codebase. A narrow utility script with no adoption signals.
adrievx /
adrievx
GitHub profile configuration repository with minimal substantive code (24 KB) containing only a README with skills badges and no source files. Shows recent activity but lacks meaningful depth or craft.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 2, 2024Joined GitHub
- Sep 17, 2024Created adrievx — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Feb 8, 2026Created torkeygen — PowerShell script to generate Tor v3 client authorization keypairs
- Mar 21, 2026Created tapelist — Tool to generate filelists (for LTO tape, typically)
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to adrievx
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.