01 · Roasts
34k Stars, 13 Commits/Year
You have 33,988 stars and made 13 commits in the past year. That's roughly 1 commit per 2,614 stars earned. Your GitHub is a monument you finished building in 2020 and now just watch people visit.
One Trick, Many Languages
Every single one of your 6 repos is a PDF cheatsheet with a README and MIT license. You've translated the same idea into 10+ languages but apparently not into a second project archetype.
4,440 Followers, 0 PRs
You have 4,440 followers and submitted zero pull requests this year. You're a celebrity who never leaves the house — the fans showed up but you're not even online.
Night Owl Index: 100%
100% of your commits happen at night. Given there were only 13 of them this year, this means you coded approximately once a month, exclusively after dark, possibly in a fugue state.
CME 296: Born in 4 Hours
Your newest repo, stanford-cme-296-diffusion-large-vision-models, was created and last pushed within 4 hours of each other. That's not a repo, that's a file drop with a README stapled to it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight83A
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight63C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
10 active days
Language distribution
- Python100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
13
Followers
4,440
Joined GitHub
Mar 2017
05 · Top repos
afshinea /
stanford-cs-229-machine-learning
High-impact CS 229 cheatsheet repository with 19.3k stars, comprehensive ML learning materials across 7+ languages, clear README and MIT license, but limited architectural depth and no tests/CI.
afshinea /
stanford-cs-230-deep-learning
Stanford CS 230 cheatsheet collection with 6965 stars covering CNNs, RNNs, and deep learning tips; multi-language support (7 languages), hosted on Stanford website, clear README and MIT license, but no tests, CI, or code artifacts.
afshinea /
stanford-cme-296-diffusion-large-vision-models
Educational cheatsheet repository for Stanford CME 296 course covering diffusion models and large vision models. Minimal codebase (1.8 MB), no tests/CI, very recent (2 commits in 4 hours), hosted PDF as primary deliverable.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 5, 2017Joined GitHub
- Aug 4, 2018Created stanford-cs-229-machine-learning — VIP cheatsheets for Stanford's CS 229 Machine Learning
- Nov 27, 2018Created stanford-cs-230-deep-learning — VIP cheatsheets for Stanford's CS 230 Deep Learning
- Apr 3, 2026Created stanford-cme-296-diffusion-large-vision-models — VIP cheatsheet for Stanford's CME 296 Diffusion and Large Vision Models
- Apr 3, 2026Most recent push to stanford-cme-296-diffusion-large-vision-models
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.