01 · Roasts
93% GDScript, 0 shipped games
Your language breakdown screams 'game developer' but your portfolio contains one 10-day jam entry and a Unity scaffold that lived for 11 minutes. GDScript is basically your whole identity and yet there's nothing playable to show for it.
Night owl, solo coder, zero collaborators
100% night-owl, 100% solo — you're coding at 2am talking to no one. Not a single PR accepted, not a single collaborator on any repo. GitHub is a social platform and you're using it as a private diary.
3 commits, 11 minutes, called it a repo
bloc-it-together: created 2025-07-19, 3 commits over 11 minutes, contains nothing but Unity boilerplate. That's not a project — that's a git init with commitment issues.
70 commits/year but mostly silence
Your heatmap has 20+ consecutive weeks of pure zeros. Out of 52 weeks, meaningful activity clusters into maybe 10. That's not a developer schedule, that's a seasonal migration pattern.
Science mission but no license
msw-sbx-2526 is genuinely cool — stratospheric balloon, cyanobacteria bioreactor, MODBUS sensors — and yet you forgot to slap a LICENSE file on it. Someone at CAN-SBX can't legally reuse a single line of your flight software.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight30F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight35F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
48 active days
Language distribution
- GDScript93%
- Python5%
- HTML1%
- CSS0%
- Shell0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
70
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Sep 2021
05 · Top repos
ag1rlisagun /
msw-sbx-2526
Mission SpaceWalker CAN-SBX stratospheric balloon payload: Python-based sensor data collection system for a cyanobacteria bioelectricity experiment. Typed language, structured src/, meaningful README + STRUCTURE.md docs, CI/tests present. Personal/academic project with real mission scope but 2 stars, no external adopti
ag1rlisagun /
pixel-game-jam-2024
Game jam submission (~173 MB) for a fishing collection game in Godot/GDScript with player diving/tank mechanics, inventory system, and multiple scene management. Minimal README, no tests/CI, untyped language, but functional multi-scene architecture with saves.
ag1rlisagun /
bloc-it-together
Bare Unity game project scaffold with 0 stars, 3 commits over 11 minutes, no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Appears to be an immediate one-shot dump.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 23, 2021Joined GitHub
- May 10, 2024Created pixel-game-jam-2024
- Jul 19, 2025Created bloc-it-together
- Jan 10, 2026Created msw-sbx-2526 — Repository for the 2025–2026 CAN-SBX project creating a capillary-driven bioreactor to evaluate radiation-induced changes in the organism’s ability to generate bioelectricity in re
- May 22, 2026Most recent push to msw-sbx-2526
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.