01 · Roasts
94% Graveyard
A stale repo ratio of 0.94 means 94% of your 22 repos are collecting digital dust. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a museum of abandoned ambitions.
One Commit Year
totalCommitsYear = 1. You committed once in the past 365 days. Even your houseplant has a more consistent watering schedule than your commit history.
The Single-Sprint Architect
subspace is a beautifully engineered monorepo — TypeScript, Prisma, MCP protocol, vitest e2e, Docker — all dropped in a single day on 2026-03-24. Impressive hustle, but sustaining it for more than 24 hours is the actual challenge.
CSS Overload
61% of your codebase by bytes is CSS. You're not a full-stack developer so much as a very dedicated stylist with a TypeScript side hustle.
The Follower Gap
41 followers, 2 PRs in the last year, 1 issue filed — your community engagement is basically a polite wave from across the street. Time to actually knock on some doors.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight10F
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
25 active days
Language distribution
- CSS61%
- TypeScript27%
- JavaScript6%
- HTML4%
- EJS1%
- Solidity0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
16
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
41
Joined GitHub
Sep 2019
05 · Top repos
agrim19 /
subspace
Typed TypeScript monorepo with multi-module architecture (apps/, modules/, db/, packages/), comprehensive test suite and CI/CD, but brand-new (2026-03-24) with 0 stars and minimal README documentation.
agrim19 /
YouTube_SpotifyClone
A Spotify clone built with Node/Express/React demonstrating learning-stage fullstack concepts. Functional frontend and backend with auth, playlists, and song upload, but lacks documentation, tests, CI, license, production-readiness markers, and proper typing in JavaScript.
agrim19 /
PIS_major_project-EASE_OFF
Arduino-based stress monitoring project with pulse and vibration sensor code. Minimal documentation, no tests/CI, untyped, 9 KB total—appears to be a one-off academic/hobbyist effort from 2019–2020.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 8, 2019Joined GitHub
- Dec 1, 2019Created PIS_major_project-EASE_OFF — An Arduino Based Project to automatically read and reduce stress levels
- Mar 31, 2023Created YouTube_SpotifyClone
- Mar 24, 2026Created subspace
- Mar 24, 2026Most recent push to subspace
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.