01 · Roasts
The Hibernating Bear
40 weeks of absolute silence on the heatmap, then a 2-month commit blitz — you don't code, you hibernate and then rage-commit. GitHub is not a seasonal holiday.
The Polymarket Prophet
poylmarket_bets is a hardcoded HTML table. No API. No README. No shame. Predicting market outcomes with the engineering sophistication of a Google Doc.
2015 Called, It Wants Its testrepo Back
testrepo was created and abandoned in 26 minutes on January 15, 2015. It's been sitting there for a decade — a Perl Hello World serving as a monument to your ambition.
Secretly Impressive, Publicly Invisible
CW_AUDITING has XGBoost, Flask, and structured OOP — genuinely interesting work buried under 0 stars, 0 README, and 0 CI. You built something real and then hid it from the world.
3 Followers, 0 Following
3 followers and following literally nobody. You are a GitHub island. Even Robinson Crusoe eventually waved at a passing ship.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight40D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
45 active days
Language distribution
- Python70%
- HTML30%
- Perl0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
571
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
May 2011
05 · Top repos
ajayr /
CW_AUDITING
Personal running analytics Flask web app with Garmin data processing, XGBoost marathon predictor, and correlation analysis. Typed Python, structured OOP design, no tests or CI; 1-2 day sprint burst (~7.2MB codebase).
ajayr /
poylmarket_bets
Static HTML table generator for Polymarket betting data. Single-file project with basic styling, no documentation, tests, CI, or architecture. Appears to be a one-off utility to display market data.
ajayr /
testrepo
Minimal test repository with single Hello World script, no tests/CI, sparse README, created and abandoned within 26 minutes on 2015-01-15.
06 · Timeline
- May 25, 2011Joined GitHub
- Jan 15, 2015Created testrepo — This is a test repository
- Feb 8, 2026Created poylmarket_bets
- Mar 21, 2026Created CW_AUDITING
- Mar 22, 2026Most recent push to CW_AUDITING
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.