01 · Roasts
Sprint God, Stamina Zero
geena was built in 36 hours, adworld in 5 hours — your entire public portfolio is a collection of panic-coded sprints with zero follow-through. Where's the repo you actually maintained for more than a weekend?
52 Commits, 2 Followers
You work at Amazon and growth at Perplexity, yet your GitHub has 2 followers and 0 stars across 8 repos. The LinkedIn bio is doing a lot of heavy lifting that the commit graph simply isn't.
Test? Never Heard of Her
Not a single HAS_TESTS=yes across your entire portfolio. You shipped an OpenAI voice coach and an AI ad simulator without one unit test between them. That's not shipping fast — that's shipping blind.
Valentine's Day is Your Most Technical Project
Your most architecturally complex repo is a Valentine's Day gift for someone named Geena. Romantically admirable. Professionally concerning.
README-as-Code
alakhanpal23 — your profile repo — is literally a résumé masquerading as a codebase. It has 11 commits, 21 KB, and zero lines of executable code. You versioned your LinkedIn.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight43D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
76 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript58%
- TypeScript24%
- Python14%
- HTML1%
- CSS1%
- Java0%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
52
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Oct 2023
05 · Top repos
alakhanpal23 /
geena
Personal Valentine's Day project: full-stack SPA with Express backend, OpenAI-integrated voice acting coach, journal system, and photo gallery. Untyped JavaScript, no tests/CI, but documented and architecturally coherent.
alakhanpal23 /
adworld
TypeScript React app for advertising decision simulation using Gemini AI. Hackathon project with typed code, structured modules (App, geminiService, simulationEngine), and working pipeline, but no tests, CI, or production deployment signals.
alakhanpal23 /
alakhanpal23
Personal portfolio README listing professional experience and skills. No code, tests, CI, or structured project artifacts—purely a CV-style document repo with zero stars and minimal commit activity.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 6, 2023Joined GitHub
- Aug 11, 2025Created alakhanpal23 — Personal About Me
- Feb 1, 2026Created adworld — deepmind hackathon
- Feb 10, 2026Created geena
- Feb 11, 2026Most recent push to geena
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.