01 · Roasts
The Heatmap is a Desert
52 weeks × 7 days of pure zero. Not a single green square. The GitHub contribution graph hasn't seen action since February 5, 2023 — and even that was a 26-minute Hello World.
Prolific Abandoner
Two repos created AND abandoned on the exact same day (2023-02-05), one within 3 minutes, one within 26. tyrfs and tyrd together represent less actual code than a single Stack Overflow answer.
86% Assembly, 0% Output
Your language profile screams embedded systems wizard, but the only evidence is a 2011 coursework dump you haven't touched since. The ARM revolution will not be continued.
Hello World as a Product
tyrd is described as a 'Storage Tiering Service' in its description. The entire codebase: `fn main() { println!("Hello, world!"); }`. Bold vision, zero execution.
Joined GitHub in 2009, Still Loading
Account created in 2009 — that's 15+ years of GitHub tenure — and the portfolio peak is 7 ARM assembly labs from 2011. The world's most patient work-in-progress.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight18F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Assembly86%
- Shell9%
- TeX4%
- C1%
- Rust0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
19
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
albert-chang0 /
cse380
Course assignment collection (cse380) with 7 ARM assembly labs, created in 2011 in a single day. No README, tests, CI, or documentation; minimal ongoing development.
albert-chang0 /
tyrfs
Empty scaffold repo with no README, no source files, no tests or CI. Created and abandoned same day with 1 commit. AGPL-3.0 licensed but lacks substance.
albert-chang0 /
tyrd
Empty scaffold with boilerplate Rust project. Only "Hello, world!" in main.rs, no README, no tests, no CI. Created and abandoned same day in Feb 2023.
06 · Timeline
- May 7, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 20, 2011Created cse380 — Project assignments for cse380
- Feb 5, 2023Created tyrd — Storage Tiering Service
- Feb 5, 2023Created tyrfs — Storage tiering filesystem as a tyrd client
- Feb 5, 2023Most recent push to tyrfs
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.