01 · Roasts
The 85% HTML Problem
85% of your GitHub byte-count is HTML — generated by R Markdown, not written by hand. Your actual language is R, but GitHub thinks you're a web developer. The illusion is impressive, if unintentional.
71 Public Commits, 52 Repos
52 repositories, 71 commits in the past year — that's 1.4 commits per repo annually. Even if private work explains the gap, the public trail looks like a graveyard tour with occasional fresh flowers.
0 Tests, 0 CI, 6000 Words of Design Docs
cousin_marriages has a 6000-word ARCHITECTURE.md explaining boundary conditions and recurrence relations in exquisite detail. It also has zero tests and zero CI. The math is documented; the code is on the honor system.
Follower-to-Following Ratio: 32:1
64 followers, following only 2 people. You have the social posture of a reclusive academic oracle. Your followers believe in you more than you believe in GitHub.
71% Repo Graveyard Rate
staleRepoRatio = 0.71. Over two-thirds of your 52 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's an archaeological site with a few active digs.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
33 active days
Language distribution
- HTML85%
- R11%
- TeX4%
- Batchfile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
34
Commits
last 12 months
71
Followers
64
Joined GitHub
Sep 2015
05 · Top repos
alburezg /
alburezg.github.io
Personal academic website built with Jekyll/HTML showcasing researcher's publications, CV, and blog posts. Well-structured, documented, and maintained since 2018 with regular updates through 2026.
alburezg /
gaza_bereavement
Research pipeline estimating conflict-related bereavement in Gaza via kinship modeling. Typed R code with clear documentation and structured multi-file layout, but narrow domain scope (0 stars, single-author research project) and no tests/CI reduce broader impact.
alburezg /
bereavement_function
R function for period bereavement estimation using DemoKin kinship model. Implements product formula to estimate relative loss from demographic rates. Well-documented with comprehensive README and HANDOFF.txt, includes working demo, but new repo (2 days old) with minimal external adoption.
alburezg /
cousin_marriages
Specialized demographic kinship analysis extending DemoKin to track first cousins by maternal/paternal descent using WPP2024 data. Typed R code with extensive documentation but minimal external adoption signal. Preliminary stage with incomplete code samples.
alburezg /
EDSD_2025_kinship
Educational materials repository for an EDSD course on kinship structures. Hands-on R/RMarkdown lab sessions using DemoKin package with Brazilian and Swedish demographic data; includes README, syllabus link, well-structured code examples but no tests or CI.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 21, 2015Joined GitHub
- Feb 26, 2018Created alburezg.github.io — Personal website
- Sep 2, 2025Created gaza_bereavement
- Feb 23, 2026Created EDSD_2025_kinship — EDSD Materials for course 'Kinship Structures'
- Mar 12, 2026Created bereavement_function
- Apr 20, 2026Created cousin_marriages — Exploratory analysis
- Apr 20, 2026Most recent push to cousin_marriages
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.