01 · Roasts
16 repos, 16 years, zero stars (almost)
You joined GitHub in 2009 — that's before Instagram existed — and after 16 years you've accumulated a grand total of 1 star. Your whole career output is outperformed by a random 'Hello World' tutorial repo posted yesterday.
The 9-minute commit champion
acote-desafios-pythonicos: 14 files, 4 commits, ~9 minutes. That's less time than a coffee break. You didn't build a project, you copy-pasted an assignment and hit Ctrl+S.
75% of your repos are legally dead
staleRepoRatio: 0.75. Three quarters of your public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is more graveyard than portfolio.
SECRET_KEY is not a secret if it's in your repo
Ufg-Trabalho-Ia ships with a hardcoded SECRET_KEY in settings.py. It's a school project so the stakes are low, but this is the kind of habit that gets people fired in production.
0 commits this year, 0 PRs, 0 issues
The public record for the past year: totalCommitsYear=0, totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0. You are a ghost. GitHub sends you birthday emails out of pity.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight33F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
40 active days
Language distribution
- HTML85%
- Python8%
- CSS6%
- JavaScript1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
42
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
ale-big /
Ufg-Trabalho-Ia
Django REST API for Groq-powered sentiment analysis and cart recovery copy generation, created as a university coursework assignment with functional endpoints but minimal testing and no CI/CD pipeline.
ale-big /
acote-desafios-pythonicos
Collection of 14 short Python coding challenges with embedded test functions. One-day sprint (4 commits in ~9 minutes), minimal documentation, no tests/CI/types, covers string/list manipulation and file I/O exercises.
ale-big /
eventex
Django skeleton project with minimal implementation. Only 2 commits in ~8 minutes on 2016-01-06, empty models/tests/admin, no README or docs, no real functionality beyond a home view stub.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 24, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 6, 2016Created eventex
- Oct 19, 2020Created acote-desafios-pythonicos — Desafios Pythônicos - Welcome To The Django
- Feb 15, 2025Created Ufg-Trabalho-Ia
- Feb 15, 2025Most recent push to Ufg-Trabalho-Ia
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.