01 · Roasts
The 50-commit ghost
10+ years on GitHub, joined 2014, and you've logged 50 commits in the last year — all of them in a 5-month burst on one repo. The heatmap looks like someone blinked in a dark room.
Stars: an empty void
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 external contributors across all public repos. openrelief has differential privacy algorithms and consensus systems that literally no one has looked at.
TypeScript monoculture
91% TypeScript. You've built one web app and called it a portfolio. The remaining 9% is the JavaScript/CSS/SQL dust swept under the rug of a single Next.js project.
Following 46, followed by 7
You're following 6.5x more people than follow you back. At this ratio, you're more GitHub stalker than GitHub influencer.
Zero PRs, zero issues, zero mercy
totalPRsYear = 0, totalIssuesYear = 0. You've built emergency coordination software but haven't coordinated with a single other developer on GitHub all year.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight75B
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
19 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript91%
- JavaScript4%
- PLpgSQL2%
- CSS2%
- Shell1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
50
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Sep 2014
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Sep 21, 2014Joined GitHub
- Nov 29, 2025Created openrelief
- Apr 22, 2026Most recent push to openrelief
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.