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alexburg14

Alex Burg

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

97% Jupyter, 0% Deployment

Your entire GitHub is a physics homework folder. 97% Jupyter Notebook, zero stars, zero forks — this is a Dropbox with commits, not a developer portfolio.

34 Commits, 13 Months of Silence

You pushed 34 times in a year, almost exclusively during semester deadlines. The heatmap looks like a student's attendance record after mid-terms end.

README? Never Heard of Her

CMP_2025 — 185 MB of notebooks, 27 commits, zero README. The Ising-Model README is literally one sentence. Your thesis has more citations than your repos have docs combined.

No CI, No Tests, No License, No Problem

Not a single CI pipeline, test file, or license across any analyzed repo. You're not writing software — you're writing very expensive scratch paper.

1 Follower (Probably You)

0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 external contributions, 1 follower. The GitHub social graph has essentially not registered your existence in 8 years of account age.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    39F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

23 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Jupyter Notebook97%
  • TeX1%
  • Gnuplot1%
  • Python0%
  • C++0%
  • Shell0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

10

Commits

last 12 months

34

Followers

1

Joined GitHub

Nov 2016

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Nov 17, 2016
    Joined GitHub
  2. Nov 11, 2024
    Created Ising-Model
  3. Aug 6, 2025
    Created Thesis
  4. Oct 19, 2025
    Created CMP_2025 — Repo for my CMP Module
  5. Jan 8, 2026
    Most recent push to CMP_2025

07 · Compare

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alexburg14 · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total38.8
Top-end curve+0.8
Final overall39.6

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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